I have a washing up quandary awaiting me at home
Basically we have a fuckload that needs doing, and Ms Foxtrot will be out until about half 9. I'm going over a friend's at 7 and will probably be home by 5. Enough time to do the washing up, certainly. Also enough time to play Fifa 11 with a few beers. What to do?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 9:33, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Do the washing up
...like a boss.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Is Springsteen an accomplished scrubber?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 9:37, Reply)

He is! The River
is about his special washing technique. In all seriousness though, I reckon you could do both.

Only thing is, I hate doing the washing up and then going on the Xbox. My hands feel funny.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 9:39, Reply)

I probably could do both
but I hardly get any Xbox time as it is, and I did an absolute fuckload of cleaning at the weekend so am feeling selfish
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Xbox it is then, excellent reasoning :D
I am planning a fair session tonight too, except I won't be playing Fifa, got back into RDR recently and can't put it down!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 9:51, Reply)

RDR is fucking brilliant
I absolutely suck at the online multiplayer something rotten, as my boss delights in telling me every time he shoots me in the head. Nonetheless you should look up my gamertag (same as my B3taname) and we should game sometime!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Bwaahahahahahahaha!
online multiplayer cock
gamertag gaping shitpipe
game fuck like monkeys
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:11, Reply)

You're on form this morning
I award you a cumulative 8/10 and a click
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:19, Reply)

I was quite proud of that one
I think the "shoots me in the head" take on a disturbing new context
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:20, Reply)

I realise that as a Sunderland fan you need to spend as long basking in whatever glory you achieve as possible, lest it be fleeting
So I shall allow you your moment
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:22, Reply)

that depends
Do you like blowjobs?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 Mar 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Christ, if I thought I'd get a BJ for doing the washing up
I'd give Darth my dishwasher for free!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Given how many hours a month I lose to washing up
I'd probably blow you in exchange for a dishwasher
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 9:37, Reply)

washing up cottaging
you tramps
dishwasher pound
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 9:38, Reply)

A solid 7/10
Only because I made this so easy for you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 9:41, Reply)

ha ha ha

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 9:42, Reply)

I appreciate the distraction from this moral dilemma, thank you
*unzips*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 9:36, Reply)

*sigh*.... yes, almost as much as the bloke he's giving them too.... *sigh*..... 6/10, ovbouse.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Problem solved
Fill sink, place all dirtiest pots and pans in. Play Fifa until Ms Foxtrot returns. In to soak innit, then she can help
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 9:40, Reply)

I'll probably be out until after she gets back though
And when we're both in she wants me to help her work out a Foxtrot she's going to teach tomorrow night. However I like your thinking, if I do the worst of it whilst cooking something and soak the rest I can probably play Xbox for 90 minutes and sort out the rest in ten minutes before going out
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 9:48, Reply)