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Apropos of nothing.
Do you think if I wrote 'MESSAGE ME YOU FESTERING CUNTS' on my dating profile, then men are more likely to do so?
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girlinthehole, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:04,
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Do it.
I'm sure you will end up with a charming husband/bf/quick shag in no time.
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thealternativefact, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:06,
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I've half a mind to do it just for the laugh.
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girlinthehole, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:08,
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Well, that's more mind than Monty has, and he makes all sorts of bad decisions that are entertaining.
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thealternativefact, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:09,
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Hahahaha!
Bless him!
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girlinthehole, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:10,
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Do it!!
See what happens
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:11,
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As long as they don't mis-read it as 'MESSAGE ME YOUR FESTERING CUNTS'
There's no telling what a group of well-meaning "Edwinas" who resemble a female Geoff Capes might be capable of.
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LongJohnBaldry, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:07,
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That site doesn't work, nobody ever replies, I've given up.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:12,
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Message Blousey, you festering cunt.
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thealternativefact, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:13,
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Yeah, she is well up for it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:14,
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*gets up for it*
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girlinthehole, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:17,
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That's the spirit
Commence Operation Yop!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:17,
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Careful, dear...
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thealternativefact, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:18,
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Haha!
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girlinthehole, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:19,
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I've had three.
A lot better than my past attempts but still dire. I'm very honest in my profile but still get messages from guys who I have absolutely nothing in common with.
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girlinthehole, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:16,
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I got a message yesterday.
He said "OFF COURSE" instead of "of course" about 10 times.
And opened with "HERE I COME", then listed in numerical order the things he thought I should know about him.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:16,
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Sounds like a winner
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:17,
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he has been to "1o countries"
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:18,
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More like states, I'd guess
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:18,
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Or counties
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thealternativefact, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:19,
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houses
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:20,
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or houses
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Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:21,
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MINDPISS
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Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:21,
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he likes to cook food "ESPECIALLY NORTHERN ITALIAN"
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:24,
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This means he is massive
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thealternativefact, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:26,
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It's true
it's the sort of thing I say all the time and I'm massive.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:27,
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I was asked if BFF stood for Big Fat Friend :(
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thealternativefact, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:29,
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was it /talk
they always used to say that to me
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:30,
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How unjustifiably cruel!
No, it was an IRL person who ain't exactly svelte himself.
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thealternativefact, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:31,
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Was No.1 'You should not reply to me'?
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thealternativefact, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:17,
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Oh dear : (
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girlinthehole, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:17,
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He'd make a rubbish pirate, they'll never make it to the carabeean if he's always 'off course'.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:19,
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haha!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:20,
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