I got a message yesterday.
He said "OFF COURSE" instead of "of course" about 10 times.
And opened with "HERE I COME", then listed in numerical order the things he thought I should know about him.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:16, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Sounds like a winner

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:17, Reply)

he has been to "1o countries"

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:18, Reply)

More like states, I'd guess

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Or counties

( thealternativefact, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:19, Reply)

houses

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:20, Reply)

or houses

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:21, Reply)

MINDPISS

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:21, Reply)

he likes to cook food "ESPECIALLY NORTHERN ITALIAN"

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:24, Reply)

This means he is massive

( thealternativefact, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:26, Reply)

It's true
it's the sort of thing I say all the time and I'm massive.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:27, Reply)

I was asked if BFF stood for Big Fat Friend :(

( thealternativefact, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:29, Reply)

was it /talk
they always used to say that to me
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:30, Reply)

How unjustifiably cruel!
No, it was an IRL person who ain't exactly svelte himself.
( thealternativefact, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:31, Reply)

Was No.1 'You should not reply to me'?

( thealternativefact, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Oh dear : (

( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:17, Reply)

He'd make a rubbish pirate, they'll never make it to the carabeean if he's always 'off course'.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:19, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:20, Reply)