Good list, apart from the last one
Can't you tell he comfort eats?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:34, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I wouldn't eat too much if he can't shit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:36, Reply)

and rushes to the toilets for his lunchtime cry

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:36, Reply)

cry Lord's prayer
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:37, Reply)

HE'S A BOGWANKER !!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:39, Reply)

THAT'S THE JO.....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:40, Reply)

I seem to only be able to read that in a Cornish voice.

( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:41, Reply)

He's a Baaarrrrrrgwenkaaaa

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:43, Reply)

He lives in Macclesfield, doesn't he?
I've been to Macc, if I lived there I'd comfort eat too. I'm not sure they even know what salad is, they probably think it's some kind of rare species of bird that never moves.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:43, Reply)

They are raised to believe that salad is the fruit of the chip plant.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:45, Reply)

I really should shut up though:
I've eaten FOUR Crunchies today. I don't even like sweet food all that much.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:46, Reply)

You'll be up all night now on a suger rush.

( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Hahahah I really won't, tonight.
Not after last night *shudders*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Crunchie OD!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:04, Reply)

I'm imagining you eating them huddled over, alert for the sound of someone coming in to your office and catching you
and then hurriedly hiding the wrapped inside a wrap of drugs before putting it in your bin in case you cleaners spots it when she empties the bin.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:49, Reply)

huddled over, alert for the sound of someone coming in to your office and catching you
and then hurriedly hiding the wrapped inside a wrap of drugs before putting it in your bin in case you cleaners spots it when she empties the bin. and weeping with jealousy because all I've eaten today is three bowls of Frosties, two bacon nommiches, a 'serves 4' pie, three munchy boxes and a family-sized Galaxy bar.

I'm off to lunch in a minute.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:54, Reply)

You fat cunt, if Al ate AA that would be you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:56, Reply)