why the cunting blue fuck
would anyone want to announce to a load of randoms on the internet, most of whom are male, that their retarded uterus had woken up just in time to release 3 months of manky blackberry clottage on poor unfortunate unsuspecting london?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 9:28, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

because they would appreciate that no one cares

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 9:29, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1132564

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1131036

What's the matter, Swipey? Did you have to touch a commoner on your way to being VERY IMPORTANT today?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 25 Mar 2011, 9:31, Reply)

*gently steers the pair of you towards a paddling pool full of mud*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 9:49, Reply)

*sets up the slow-mo camera*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 9:51, Reply)

mud is good for one's skin
thanks vips
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 9:53, Reply)

mud blood
CARRIE!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 9:53, Reply)

Second click of the day
for "blackberry clottage". Lovely
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 9:37, Reply)

If I have to read about sport then they can read about my uterus.

( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Is there a match on up there tomorrow too?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 9:39, Reply)