This has got fuck all to do with the thread so apologies
BARTLEBY, IF YOU'RE STILL ABOUT, GET THAT POUND READY

That is all.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:15, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:16, Reply)

i don't think it was meant for you

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:16, Reply)

I know, i was just wondering why he is requesting payment for his
gay bear bukkakae session with bart last night on here.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:20, Reply)

I'm not marking this
For the same reason that a Primary School teacher wouldn't if presented the above by an 8-year-old
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:22, Reply)

awww, it's parents eveing 1995 all over again
only with less bukkakae
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:24, Reply)

i believe the correct response is
"This work is not in a fit state to mark, Naked Ape. Did you have a particular problem with this project? No? Well you have one week to resubmit it in a form I can mark, OK?"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:26, Reply)

You're a useful woman to know

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:33, Reply)

you need to say it in a slightly concerned
but firm manner, while maintaining eye contact so they feel uncomfortable
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:36, Reply)

You just described my cum face

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:46, Reply)

*clicks*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:54, Reply)

THAT POUND
FOR THAT POUNDING.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:20, Reply)

+ READY

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:20, Reply)

There's already a READY you oaf.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Unless you want him to get READY READY
READY TO RHUMBLE.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:22, Reply)

You are Yoda's gay rapist cousin
GET FOR THAT POUNDING READY
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:22, Reply)

*click*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:23, Reply)

*chortle*
Fuck you in the ass, I will
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:24, Reply)

You are an imbecile.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:25, Reply)

this is true

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:25, Reply)

pound baseball bat and lube
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:22, Reply)

7/10
Imagination, again.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:23, Reply)

Wow, payphones have become quite expensive, doesn't his Mum have a mobile for his Dad to call to say he won't be home 'till the morning?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:22, Reply)

You lot are going to be really fucking disappointed
as regards my reasons for claiming that pound
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Football I'll bet

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Cricket actually
He bet me a quid that New Zealand might surprise us by not getting absolutely fucking battered by the Proteas
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:34, Reply)