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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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This made me laugh:
Ranet Reet Roughtaargh walks into a bar and asks "Can I get a large aperitif?"

The barman looks at her and says, "I seriously doubt it, love."
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 15:09, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 15:10, Reply)
that's outstanding

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 15:12, Reply)
I don't get it
or the joke

WAIT!! got it HAHHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 15:12, Reply)
Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar
Barman says "Why the long face?"

Yours is better
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 15:13, Reply)
So your missus tells me.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 15:16, Reply)
Christian O'Connell
Walks into a bar.

Barman says "Why the long face you dull cunt?"
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 15:15, Reply)
Please do not even mention that utter fucking cunt.
I beg you.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Please do not even mention that utter fucking cunt.

kick me in the balls and fill me with your hot meat my master
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 15:18, Reply)
I suppose you met him and he was a boring gobshite
Although you could have formulated that opinion if ever you were unlucky enough to catch his show
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 15:18, Reply)
I knew him between the ages of about 13 and 18.
I hate his fucking guts - as does every single other person who also knew him. No ambivalence - active hatred from all.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Hey, don't diss the "OC" he is as witty as they come

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 15:21, Reply)
We all know you're just doing that deliberately
No-one thinks he's witty. Not even him. Well, possibly him.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 15:27, Reply)
I have no idea who he is

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 15:29, Reply)
That is as it should be. I envy you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 15:31, Reply)
He had one friend,
a simpleton called 'Spoon' - so-called because 'his hair looked like a spoon'. It didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 15:28, Reply)
An early version
of fat Richie. Who inexplicably manges to make him look good.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 15:37, Reply)
*rings Heat magazine*
Details of cuntishness please
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 15:27, Reply)
Please don't get me started.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Special Friday afternoon treat.
Only mentioned it as I know you two are Winchester BFFs.

*stops pulling leg*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 15:18, Reply)
You mean, evil swine.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Horse walks into a bar and the barman says, "Why the long face?"

"I've got horse AIDS..."


EDIT: I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 15:17, Reply)

horse AIDS..." just found out that tedious cunt NakedApe is coming to stay for the weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 15:18, Reply)
I'll bring nachos and 20\20...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 15:22, Reply)

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