alright rapeychomp

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 11:33, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I dunno what you're getting at here lady.
What's the lecture?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 11:38, Reply)

stalky searching or something

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 11:40, Reply)

It was in a thread last night.
How dare you taint my good name with such accusations?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 11:41, Reply)

meh

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 11:47, Reply)

It's only Bella announcing her period that's wrong, right?
You're not going to shout at Berk as well are you? She sends Mercy Percy Pig parcels.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Well I don't know about you but my vagina is positively gushing with menstrual emission.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 11:42, Reply)

You know that fat scouse woman off Brookie and Celebrity Big Brother? Tina Malone.
She was in a bar in Liverpool years ago, bemoaning the fact that she was 'on'. When she got up to leave, she pointed at her chair and said 'Don't sit there, luv. It smells of rusty nails'. What a dog.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 11:47, Reply)

oh grim times.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 12:59, Reply)

it was the
"it's 3 months in one blobbing everywhere" that i objected to, in my squeamish way!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Now I have to share something. I wish the image had never been conjured up, but it has, and I can't deal with it alone. Look away, Swipe...
BLACK BEAN SAUCE.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 11:50, Reply)

:(

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 11:52, Reply)

if it hadn't been for my black pudding comment yesterday
which frankly was worse, that would have made me gip.

you gipper.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 11:53, Reply)

My ex's brother made a comment about ladies' black bean sauce clots once.
He was mentally ill. Now I am too.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 11:57, Reply)

fucking rank

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 12:01, Reply)

He really was insane.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 12:03, Reply)

it's the WHY that bothers me
WHY was he thinking about periods, why?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 12:07, Reply)

I was eating black bean sauce, rice and chips.
What did he know of such things anyway? And why? And how? I hope he's not got any more insane since I last saw him.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 12:11, Reply)

he must have known some seriously unwell women

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Can I just point out that I don't want to know about anyone's bleeding fanny, that bleeding fannies do not interest me.
That the thought of a bloody bowl of poridge in people's knickers is not a thought I want to think.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 12:58, Reply)

i am totally with you on this one gonz
1000000000%!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Can't you just have a nice cold bottle of Yop instead?
Women would be so much better if they laid eggs instead, like chickens. Not that I would do anything with the eggs, but it would be quite handy to dispose off.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 13:00, Reply)

yoghurt freaks me out a bit
all that bacteria. but frozen yoghurt..... have you been to SNOG yet? amazing!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Nah', there is one in lescister square isn't there? I've heard of them.
Maybe some time me and you could share a SNOG drink?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 13:13, Reply)

i don't know if they do drinks
SNOG is all about the solids!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 14:01, Reply)

I like porridge.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 13:00, Reply)

Oh great, now I'm thinking of you between poppet's legs with a beard like you've just had a curdled mcdonalds milkshake straight from the cup.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 13:01, Reply)

oh
for

fuck's

sake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

grim.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 13:05, Reply)

NOM

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 13:10, Reply)