Could be worse
You could have given your boyfriend a little manual relief.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:40, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I was going to strikethrough the a in manual, replace it with an e, and then somehow try and write it as if the character from Fawlty Towers was in the throes of orgasm.

I couldn't do it without it being shit though, so do me a favour, imagine I did that, and it was really funny.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:42, Reply)

HAHAHA!
*wipes away a tear, then highfives HARD*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:43, Reply)

much appreciated

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:45, Reply)

I was thinking along those lines but couldn't be bothered.

( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Number of girls who've said that to me

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Very true
or I could have had a wank. Although he's not my boyfriend, just a boy...thing. At the minute.
(berk, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:05, Reply)

BOOOOYYYYYYYFFFFFFRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNDDDDDDDD!!!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:20, Reply)

BERK HAS A BOYFRIEND!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:22, Reply)

But more importantly, will she ever get to watch that DVD?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:32, Reply)

GOOOOOOOOOONZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
minestrone and pesto soup, go go go!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:45, Reply)