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There's over a hundred replies in that one, so it's NEW THREAD TIME.Following The Light in Chains' shocking public revelations in this week's Love It! magazine, what's the wrongest relationship you've been involved in?
Alt: Which other b3tans have you encountered a fat version of?
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I'd go with "bald" light in chains rather than "fat" light in chainsit's a bit spooky though.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:45,
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Yeah but I'm looking for an excuse to bust out the Fat Gonz photo I'd forgotten about.(, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:46, Reply)
Broken image :((
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:02,
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Mmmmrgh.Have a good night out on Friday? I think we left at the right time. He fell asleep on me on the bus home.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:04,
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Yes thanks.Lab pulled The Man With The Mole, I got moar drunk, Clenders judged EVERYONE - good night all round I think.
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I saw his comments and lol'd heartily.I'm afraid this weekend only saw me get more ill. I'm trying not to move too much as I think I'm going to throw up.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:07,
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My throat now feels like it's been blasted with hot sand, but otherwise I think I came through the weekend remarkably well.I have a quiet week planned, which should help.
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I have an essay that I miiiight have left a little too late.Oh well. I might take it easy again today, and do a little prep.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:10,
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are we sure that's not *actually* Gonz?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:05,
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It's like welcoming home an old friend.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:05,
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=(((((((((You said you would never show anyone.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:07,
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I think that last time I posted this Kristine genuinely thought I'd talked you into a topless photoshoot.(, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:09, Reply)
Haha, even I did a double take.No huge scar though, and he can grow those bits down the side that cOnnects a beard and mustarsh. I can't grow that.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:14,
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I wish I could grow those bits.Damn you, puberty, one day I'll get there!
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Just tell people you're part Cherokee(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:31,
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...chicks dig injuns?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:54,
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Look up LiC in the flickr pool and tell me he's not the spit of him.(, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:47, Reply)
That is not the WTF part of the above reallyis it?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:49,
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What? There's nothing unusual about having two horrific Jacko/Bratz doll hybrid inflatable girlfriends.We've all done it at one time or another.
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Yeah, but we don't like to talk about itThe first rule of "fucking a terrifying, weird toy doll" club, is we do not talk about "fucking a terrifying, weird toy doll" club
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:51,
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I'd like to point out at this juncturethat my upcoming visit to Disneyland does not involve fucking a cushion
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:53,
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:54,
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I didn't know the dwarves lived in a river.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:02,
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everyone else is ignoring thisso I'll have to say "top pedanting" there, Lampers. Exemplary.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:45,
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I would like to go to Disney if, you know, you'ld like some company.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:56,
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Which DisneyLand?I'm going to the one in Paris for a Ballroom competition in December. Yes, it's a conscious effort to raise the gay bar (Gay Bar! Gay! Bar!)
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Can I come? Disney at Christmas sounds aceI want some friends with young kids and win the lotto so I can take them without being arrested.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:04,
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You're more than welcome mateYou have to watch me and the missus dance and pretend to enjoy it though
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Do you recon you could do it on ice instead? I don't mind that one.Or maybe you could enter a Paris robot wars instead?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:16,
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Using all their ballroom skills to waltz around the opposition?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:22,
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That is a brilliant ideaKiller robots in berets with garlic around their necks, running away from German robots and looking haughty the whole time.
And no, I can't. Anyone who can ice skate has my respect. And mockery. How gay is that?!
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I don't see the point, if your going to make a girlfriend out of a toy, why don't you get a toilet roll, hot water bottle and one of those toy things that are hard to catch.You know, one of those toys that are tubes filled with gloop.
It would be easier to put it in your bag and you _know_ it puts out.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:55,
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I thought it was a sandwichbag full of warm chopped liver and vaseline?
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I am impressed! You've taken the frankly stale creepy puppet sex doll thing and kicked it up a notch with some same-sex action.(, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:59, Reply)
This was the photofit put together for BLACK rapist Delroy Grant(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:02,
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...who raped really old, usually blind, people at nightand you're suprised the photofit is rubbish?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:40,
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Sex with Miss Piggy?Surely Jeff Brazier is the authority on this matter
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that is an uncanny resemblance(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:48,
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There was much rejoicing in the House of Wookiee when that article was discovered.A welcome return to form for Love It! magazine, I feel.
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3 and a bitFuck Fulham.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:41,
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Alright, you Dingle yet?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:51,
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The pikey family from Emmerdale?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:56,
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Do you mean single?Not yet, Monty has an incredibly high tolerance to various poisons.
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wanderlust, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:56,
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Damn it, hurry up, masterchef is on the telly this wed and I don't want to be single while watching that.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:02,
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That is just horrificWhy would anyone use Flickr, it's so shit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:52,
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The guy who made b3ta made that site, true story.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:06,
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"Caley couldn't speak so I talked dirty to her and did pretend voices back"Seems perfectly healthy and well-adjusted to me.
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Kroney, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:57,
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I found that the most disturbing.And the names. Oh god, the names.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:59,
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There's absolutely no way that this manhas the required detachment from the humanity of women needed to become a serial killer.
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Kroney, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:01,
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although selling your story to a glossy ragprobably isn't the first lesson in serial killer 101. At least not until after you've been caught.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:47,
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'I customised the sex scenes with biro' is my favourite bit.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:06,
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I hope to Godyou're sat there thinking 'why did I bother posting that, it was shit. Should I delete it? Yes - but then if I do that everyone will laugh and point even more, so may be I'll just leave it there. Yes, I'll do that...'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:11,
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ThisI was going to add something about blowing drugs up it but couldn't be bothered. Just imagine it was funny or something
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:11,
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HAHAHAHAHAH THAT WAS GREAT!!!!(is that OK?)
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:12,
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*noted*I promise to laugh heartily at the next unfunny post you make
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:19,
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You will discharge your debt very, very soon, then.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:20,
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My debt spooge has been milked all over your post below(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:21,
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"I tried having a relationship with a real womanbut after a while she started to smell and attract flies."
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:17,
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WHY WON'T SOMEBODY LOVE ME THE WAY I NEED TO BE LOVED?????strapped down and heavily medicated in a secure facility.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:21,
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I was literally just trying to put this into a sentence.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:20,
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!There you go
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:20,
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Oh noes!www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-12877961
It was his last day on the force too
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:23,
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Its like some bad cop buddy movieLethal Warehouse II
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:29,
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my mrs just emailed me this link saying"you'd think they could find a better photo of the killer than one of him topless and riding a rollercoaster"
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-12877113
she had a good point
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:24,
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The first rule of Chompy club is that you don't post two news links in a row(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:26,
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:27,
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+ keep diggingThose girls don't bury themselves you know
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:28,
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Swindon is such a shit placeI wouldn't even go there to murder someone
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:30,
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I'm not sure a post on here counts as an alibi you know..(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:41,
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I did wonder about that.although, good to see another bit of meaningless mob mentality kicking off over it, too.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:39,
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It's informative and sexeh, it's a winner(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:41,
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