That is not the WTF part of the above really
is it?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:49, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Not really.
At least, I wasn't surprised.
( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:50, Reply)

What? There's nothing unusual about having two horrific Jacko/Bratz doll hybrid inflatable girlfriends.
We've all done it at one time or another.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:51, Reply)

Yeah, but we don't like to talk about it
The first rule of "fucking a terrifying, weird toy doll" club, is we do not talk about "fucking a terrifying, weird toy doll" club
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:51, Reply)

Exactly
What happens on tour (of DisneyLand) stays on tour
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:52, Reply)

I'd like to point out at this juncture
that my upcoming visit to Disneyland does not involve fucking a cushion
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:53, Reply)

not
a cushion all severn dwarfs whilst Micky rims me.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:54, Reply)

Hence no cushion

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:00, Reply)

I didn't know the dwarves lived in a river.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:02, Reply)

everyone else is ignoring this
so I'll have to say "top pedanting" there, Lampers. Exemplary.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:45, Reply)

I concur

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:47, Reply)

I liked it

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:04, Reply)

I would like to go to Disney if, you know, you'ld like some company.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Which DisneyLand?
I'm going to the one in Paris for a Ballroom competition in December. Yes, it's a conscious effort to raise the gay bar (Gay Bar! Gay! Bar!)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Paris one

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Can I come? Disney at Christmas sounds ace
I want some friends with young kids and win the lotto so I can take them without being arrested.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:04, Reply)

You're more than welcome mate
You have to watch me and the missus dance and pretend to enjoy it though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:13, Reply)

Do you recon you could do it on ice instead? I don't mind that one.
Or maybe you could enter a Paris robot wars instead?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:16, Reply)

Using all their ballroom skills
to waltz around the opposition?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:22, Reply)

That is a brilliant idea
Killer robots in berets with garlic around their necks, running away from German robots and looking haughty the whole time.

And no, I can't. Anyone who can ice skate has my respect. And mockery. How gay is that?!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:26, Reply)

I don't see the point, if your going to make a girlfriend out of a toy, why don't you get a toilet roll, hot water bottle and one of those toy things that are hard to catch.
You know, one of those toys that are tubes filled with gloop.

It would be easier to put it in your bag and you _know_ it puts out.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:55, Reply)

I thought it was a sandwich
bag full of warm chopped liver and vaseline?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:24, Reply)

That is lunch

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:26, Reply)