Silly women, stick to knitting and kittens, there's a good girl
You really shouldn't be in charge of a motorised vehicle without a man to supervise.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 15:48, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

superwhat?
EDIT:

You ninja you!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 15:49, Reply)

too slow spelling narzi

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 15:50, Reply)

lol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 15:50, Reply)

did you deliberately spell Nazi wrong?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Everyone knows it's spelt Nartzeee

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Nah, that's the game with the five dice.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 16:04, Reply)

Kismet?
/googles
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 16:08, Reply)

yahtzee

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 16:09, Reply)

I know
I was trying to be pedantic
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Taxi, where the hell did that x come from? Taksi

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 17:24, Reply)

Yes, I was aiming for the 1950's movie prnounciation

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Sounds like Craig Revel Horwood to me

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 16:07, Reply)

His name makes me think of Revels
and how they are advertised by implying that one sixth of every packet is a shit flavour.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 16:08, Reply)

Yeah, this^
I like the coffee ones too
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 16:09, Reply)

it's misleading though
because he is entirely shit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 16:09, Reply)

RAISINS WHY RAISINS
and also Malteasers. I like them, but they're not very special. Bring out packets of the coffee and orange ones, then it'll be ok to have malteasers.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 16:12, Reply)

don't be absurd
the orange ones are fucking gash
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 16:15, Reply)

They are delicious and I love them

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 16:15, Reply)

that is a symptom of your terrible terrible illness

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 16:16, Reply)

Someone should put her down.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 16:17, Reply)

Don't think anyone can lift me in the first place.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 16:18, Reply)

I'm from the countryside
I'm qualified to do that sort of thing.

Do you want the loving pet gassing, the knackered racehorse shotgun, or the run-over badger hit-with-a-shovel?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 16:19, Reply)

I think you should use the advantages conferred by your ample sized thighs
to bugger her to death. It's what she would have wanted.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 16:21, Reply)

It's 'Marmite' style reverse psychology.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 16:14, Reply)