I dunno
If he's talking about sextiems, then I quite agree with him.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:03, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You fucking FREAK

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:07, Reply)

You wear socks in bed?!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Absolutely not
I was under the impression that it was such a no-no that to intimate otherwise would be ridiculous in the extreme.

Execution obviously needed more work
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Yeah.
Socks when you're naked are weird.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:21, Reply)

I would imagine that when Darth is naked, socks are probably the least wierd-looking part of the whole affair
Then again, the other chaps wouldn't be able to see him from the other stall anyway...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Hahaha
8/10 and a click. Good work, IN. As it happens you're right, me naked is best accompanied by distractions like socks, comedy clown nose, rotating bow tie or ideally a blindfold (on the unlucky lady)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:28, Reply)

pfffft
'lady'
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:29, Reply)

they prefer to be called
"he-bitch"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:30, Reply)

I thought they preferred to be called 'Daddy'

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:31, Reply)

ok, they prefer to be classified as he-bitch

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:32, Reply)

You seem surprisingly expert in this matter

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:34, Reply)

depends on the socks
i have some ann summers over-the-knee schoolgirl socks with pink bows on them which could be left on if required. and stockings.

but on a man, hells yes. get them OFF.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:16, Reply)

I was really talking about mens.
I've recently moved on to the over-the-knee sock on a daytime basis. I find them very comfy. And, as you say, they can be a bit sexeh.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:18, Reply)

A friend of mine would wear suspenders and stockings as a matter of course
She found them comfier than tights.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:19, Reply)

I approve of this

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:21, Reply)

She was prim, proper and straightlaced.
You never saw them.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Ah well

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:23, Reply)

pervert

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Only in the good ways

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:27, Reply)

*high fives*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Hold-ups are fine. In fact, I wore them when I got married : )
but suspenders are quite uncomfortable.

I remember in the 80s or 90s a friend of mine discovered these tights things that came in single legs, with a sort of waistband affair, kind of like stockings. Apparently the idea was somewhere between 'more comfortable suspenders' and 'if you ladder one, you only replace one'.

Or something. They don't seem to make them any more, so they probably died a death.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:23, Reply)

Nah, I find holdups fall down, so I like the security of suspenders. Just annoying when one pings off.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:30, Reply)

maybe I just can't wear them because of my huge arse



*does not have a huge arse*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:31, Reply)

I think if you get your hold ups above the fattest bit, they're there for life.
Unless you get body lotion on the rubber bit, and you're late for a very important date and you have no spares and there are no hold-ups in the Boots in Euston station.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Who wants to rob a chemist?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Imagine the money you'd make

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:38, Reply)

But I doubt you'd get your loyalty points.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:41, Reply)

that sounds oddly specific
morning sis. Feeling better?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:37, Reply)

It is!
I could lie here and say I'm better, but I'm a hypochondriac, and it's just not our way.
How are you doing?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:39, Reply)

trying to get my head round doing some work
My sales have been shit this month, and I have no money. Good job I married a rich old man, really. You avoiding the 'w' place then?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:45, Reply)

I only had Friday off, and that was a pre-booked holiday.
This is most uncharacteristic. I have even honoured all my pub shifts, whilst sniffing and swigging wine.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:48, Reply)

sniffing wine is a bad idea
try coke instead. I hear it perks you right up.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:54, Reply)

Haha, imagine me on coke!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 12:14, Reply)

I know, I was kidding
Carry on
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:19, Reply)