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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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at some pointi will swop my kensington pad for something up in cheshire. i like looking at the jackson stops website, it's my idea of porn as a former estate agent. i've clocked a nice 18 bedroom mansion and estate just over the border in derbyshire that's only about £1,500,000.
i've saved the first £1, anyone got the remaining £1,499,999?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 12:44,
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"Just over the border" is still in DerbyshireIf you want to be Empress over a race of troglodyte mongs you'd be better off financing the construction of a time machine, travelling 700,000 years into the future and enslaving the Morlocks, because you won't have to live in fucking Derbyshire
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Silly DarthShe should *join* the Morlocks, and enslave the Eloi. Also, some of those Eloi were ragingly fit.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 12:57,
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If you dare invoke a film which had the temerity to claim Samantha Mumba was an actress I will immediately nuke your no-longer-secret Arctic base of operationsI love how preposterous the threats I can make against you can be :-)
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18 bedrooms for 1.5 mil - that sounds like a bargain.How much land do you get with it, and are stables included?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 12:53,
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The house comes with everything you could possibly need.Except taste.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 12:55,
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It's in DERBYSHIREIt'd be worth 10 times as much anywhere else because NO-ONE WANTS TO LIVE THERE
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Does it have two sets of stairs going to the same floors? That's how you know you've made the big time.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 13:14,
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