My google-fu sucks
Whoever posts a link to the post for "the empire is so bracing" will receive not one but two free handjobs.
( Captain V, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 19:35, 14 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It is gone forever
Twas as if a great wailing of mongs cried out all at once, and was silenced by supreme Honda Accord justice.
( djtrialprice, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 19:39, Reply)

Hello Captain V, I don't know if you remember me, but we meet a few times down the pub. I'm the guy with curly black hair, quite chubby, cute smile and way about himself...
.. slightly "I wouldn't be supprised if you have mental issues" but ultimatly harmless. I just wanted to say it was nice to meet you, I hear you're married now with a child, congratulations. I was hoping to have sex one day too, maybe on top of a washing machine or something, I don't know, I'll see how it plays out. I saw two people having sex once on telivision, it was this show called Friends, there was this redheaded girl called Rachael and a guy who's a plaientologist called Ross. It was full on hard core sex, with tounges and everything.

Anyway, hit me back, just to chat, your greatest fan, this is stan.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 19:40, Reply)

Too good to reply to us, yeah', fuck you too.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 20:21, Reply)

I had to go clean the kitchen
Then comfort a crying baby. I'm so rock and roll.
( Captain V, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:52, Reply)

i liek dis

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 20:24, Reply)

I changed my mind about dinner tonight, I CBA cooking anything real, so I'm going to make pasta with chilli, garlic and crabsticks.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 20:34, Reply)

That sounds awesome

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 20:37, Reply)

I put sausages on some pasta
was much tastier than it had a right to be
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 20:38, Reply)

I made burgers this evening
uktv.co.uk/food/recipe/aid/516748
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 21:01, Reply)

I made a sandwich
it was a pretty fucking nice sandwich, though.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 21:31, Reply)

I burnt the dinner =(
Soup from the chinese it is !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 21:36, Reply)

Niiiice, what's really good is to use sausage meat, roll it into balls, and fry them so they are cooked and crisps, plonk in some stir-in tomarto based sauce and pasta, then bake !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 21:37, Reply)

Cap'n V
Did Kaol show you the photo we took for you?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 20:07, Reply)

No
:(
( Captain V, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:52, Reply)