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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I am so tired that I can barely think.
(, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:31, 7 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Then brush your teeth. For some reason, brushing my teeth wakes me up.
(, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:33, Reply)
1. Fall asleep
2. Get caught
3. "They warned me at the blood bank that this might happen"
4. ?
5. Profit
(, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:33, Reply)
stimulates a small amount of adrenaline but not too much.
(, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:34, Reply)
failing that cuntpunch yourself
(, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Scatter stationery on the floor, then lie down and sleep with your head positioned next to the door. When someone opens the door (hitting you in the head and waking you up) claim to have been picking it up.
Repeat.
(, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:35, Reply)
Luckily the boss was out so I had a 15min power nap. Felt fine afterwards.
(, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:36, Reply)
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