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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Do you have any good methods of staying awake at work?
I am so tired that I can barely think.
(, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:31, 7 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Coffee
Then brush your teeth. For some reason, brushing my teeth wakes me up.
(, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:33, Reply)
..........
1. Fall asleep
2. Get caught
3. "They warned me at the blood bank that this might happen"
4. ?
5. Profit
(, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Scratch your palms
stimulates a small amount of adrenaline but not too much.
(, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:34, Reply)
You are full of fact today!

(, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:36, Reply)
It's just gas.

(, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Apologies
c r
(, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:01, Reply)
Drink a pint of cold water, honest
failing that cuntpunch yourself
(, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Or, if you have an office
Scatter stationery on the floor, then lie down and sleep with your head positioned next to the door. When someone opens the door (hitting you in the head and waking you up) claim to have been picking it up.

Repeat.
(, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:35, Reply)
repeat, lol

(, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:36, Reply)
haha!
Good one.
(, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:37, Reply)
This happened to me last week.
Luckily the boss was out so I had a 15min power nap. Felt fine afterwards.
(, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:36, Reply)
get up and do something like empty the trash or cleaning

(, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:38, Reply)

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