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Trollswho's the best OT troll or bully?
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:23,
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latest was 15 years ago)
Are you really American?Your humour is amazingly "British"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:27,
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It's cos she's from Jersey, tax free Britain init?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:31,
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Yeah, here I sit, in rural Virginia, surrounded by hicks. Incidentally, I am one as well.I always thought I didn't have an accent but after watching my drunk self on a video it appears to be that I belong on the beverly hillbillies.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:34,
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Bella, no one can type that much shit whilst simultaneously rolling around on the floor(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:31,
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God, I hate the way she bangs on and on and on about barely-human's rights. I wish she would sometimes just shut her big fucking trap about it, god, what she needs is a good old cock up the fanny, that'll stop her from being a hypocrite hetro feminist.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:42,
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Are you volunteering for this one way mission Gonz?(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:48,
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I bet this is her shopping list.- Bananas
- Oranges
- Bread
- Butter
- Smash up the system to show the man who's boss
- garlic
- pasta
- rice
- chocolate
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:06,
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you forgot the courgetteit's what all feminists want really, a nice phallic veggie.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:11,
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Yeah', I bet she shoves it up her minge while thinking of carl marx.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:21,
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Not enough chocolate.Otherwise spot on.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:22,
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Kristine managed to single handedly bully battered off the board(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:34,
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It was awesomeWe can all learn from Kristine
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:37,
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oh whateverI dunno how it was me that managed to nudge him over the edge
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:41,
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You really did your homework there.That stuff usually takes hours of cyber-stalking to collect the bullying gold
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:44,
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What actually happened there?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:40,
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She said some pretty personal and vicious hometruths to Battered, he just flounced after it sayin he couldn't take all the vicious bastards here(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:43,
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the thread started right before I was about to leave work, a few hours later they were still posting on it so I wrote this
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post954096
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:43,
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What was it about? I think there is quite a high percentage of b3tans who have had a break down of some kind or another.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:52,
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I don't know, I just wrote are we still talking about this and he was all "you're being insensitive"I didn't read anything in that thread other than my subthread so I have no idea what his problem was
other than people apparently were opening up or something
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:54,
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Oh, ok then. I think most people here have had breakdowns of some kind or another.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:57,
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Never, honestly, even with monty's frightful bullying(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:09,
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Monty's like a schoolboy with a crushhe doesn't know how to express his feelings, so to get your attention, he pushes you over instead.
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Kroney, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:13,
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This is worrying, better paint myself brown just to be on the safe side(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:24,
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You're probably more secure and confident than meI'm painfully needy and emotionally twattish. In case you hadn't noticed.
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Clenders is the only one who's ever got me close to a flounce,if by flounce you mean "leaving the internet for a little while until you're less cross".
I don't think I have the temperament for a full-scale Bertdown.
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I was just about to troll you with a picture of that guy from Merlin, but I accidently stumbled upon Lusty's private collectionwww.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/10959/633840513900676330-lotharios.jpg
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:39,
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Dear Christ that is upsetting.Excellent work.
What guy from Merlin?
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Frick, sorry.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:53,
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I didn't read the thread either, but I'd still place money on it.
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Kroney, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:59,
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yeah, thatoh em gee
i can't draw a proper rainboooooow :(((((
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:01,
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He was going through a stage of slagging his old dear off on a daily basisIt was becoming quite irksome and oh woe is me
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:01,
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I hate OH WOE IS ME competitions. I got diognosed with another condition for life the other day, haven't mentioned it once !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:02,
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It's OK, they've started to make green flavoured sweets apple flavour instead of lime.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:07,
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Limes are nice.Lime-flavoured things are shit. See also: cherries.
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There's no need for lime, we have lemon. (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:34,
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I'm watching a telly show right now about the american "Twizzlers" thing, apparently 1 pound is a single serving=S
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:23,
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That's it?That's what caused Battered to drop the flounce-bomb?
Well, shit.
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ANDmy contribution to that thread got my lunch at his house cancelled because I was no longer welcome. Looking back on it, it's fucking nothing.
Some of the shameless bullying I've done to Bobby would have sent Battered over the edge. He was a really nice chap in real life though.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:33,
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I'm going for PsychoChomp. Not to say that he's a huge one, but he's educated and street smart, reckon he'd make you feel like an arse if he wanted to.Would someone like to help me troll some dudes?
Without going into too much detail I have a few emails from men thinking I'm a stripper or that I work in a strip club.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:36,
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Yeh' man, I'm up for that.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:40,
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Ask for payment beforehandthen never reply again
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:48,
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one is like "hey, just wondering if you were there or if you know the girl I'm talking about, I was there on Halloweenand she was in a bumblebee outfit and she took my breath away, if you know her can you give her my email? I was the amazing tipperrrr lol"
I'm like, really dude, if she wanted to talk to you she would have.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:50,
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That's really creepyhow on earth does he expect her to remember him?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:51,
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who knows, even if it's just as an amazing tipper, that's stupid(
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:00,
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Copy'n'paste them in full on here(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:52,
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Have you ever been to Mount Rogers?and if so, did he mind?
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:45,
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1565/4000 def stopping for the day now.I think Rory and Monty are up there but wouldn't call them bullies.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:47,
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you lucky devil. Did I see you had posted a picture of Echo all dressed up?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:50,
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I did on facebook! she got a pretty new dress on saturday :D
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:56,
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ha, I have a friend like you who dresses her dog, it's fine in the house but not in public.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:58,
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that's the best bit!she's too cute not to share
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:58,
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TrickyMonty's very good at belittling people but I don't think he qualifies as a troll because I don't think his heart's in it. Chompy isn't a troll, just possessed of an unusual sense of humour. It's a toss-up between Rory and Al.
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don't I even get an honourable mentionfor Firefly baiting?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:53,
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No, for two reasonsIt's long-established that you and I have very different tastes in television, Supernatural aside. And I really like you. Sorry.
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I think Al is more of a bully and Rory is more of a troll(
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:55,
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Aww man it's my pre-cum angry faceA troll indeed!
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:00,
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Can I have a mention for being mean to AA pleaseb3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1140106
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:02,
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i was being juvenille and translating one of AA's posts*Wanks at thought of goti*
*I have been stalking you through facebook and masturbating whilst wearing my mothers dirty knickers and cumming in my own mouth*
*NNnbbrbn nnrnnrbbbrrrrgggg I'm a spastic watching spastic Television*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:09,
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have you had a stroke or something?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:10,
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But he didn't take your bait and get all upset.Flounce prediction 0.0001 I think.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:11,
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That's a one-off thoughAs a cumulative effort you're much meaner to me and I still don't consider you a troll
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*ruffles hair*Yeah but i don't mean it with you silly!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:13,
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rootafor sniffing out edmund, bert and rogers-her-cats at 1000000000000 paces.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:05,
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Imagine them all in one room together, with Piston broke commentating...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:08,
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yeah she's like a stealth ninjaBut not a troll or bully cause those shit heads deserve it
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:09,
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rathen made me laughbut not on here.
gotta be rory then really.
although i was never convinced they weren't the same person.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:10,
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oh gawdI actually like rory, wouldn't that be some shit
I can't imagine rathen being able to restrain himself from telling me exactly how shit/fat/ugly I am
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:14,
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She was a laser guided amazon.I wouldn't want to get in her bad books.
Its about time we had another vist from Edmund, its been a while.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:09,
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Maybe he's doing another stretch insidefor being a tedious one-trick pony.
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Kroney, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:11,
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He must be able to get the internet in chokie.Its not like he will be in high security wing or anything.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:13,
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you do have to wonder what goes through their headsthere was this place where everyone hated me, i'll just go back there and see what it's like...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:14,
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WBM still turns up occasionallyposts something boring, Vipros calls her her shit and dull and she retreats again. Crappest Grendel ever.
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Kroney, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:16,
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is that Roger the Starfish?, she thinks I'm bert and wanted me to post pictures of my suicide.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:18,
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That's her.She has a multitude of similarly lolwaki usernames.
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Kroney, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:20,
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yup she gazzed me too, proper tit.to be fair I gazzed her first saying I'm not bert bugger off.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:21,
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I give you Australians.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:18,
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What ever happened to her? She hasn't been around for ages, I do hope all the talk of bloody minges hasn't put her off.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:19,
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Oh, there she is.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:19,
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Just like herpes.Edit: Oh, you're talking about Roota. I thought you meant WBM. Roota isn't like herpes, for clarification.
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Kroney, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:21,
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I wouldn't know if Roota is like herpes, I've never slept with her =( or had herpes for that matter.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:25,
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I don't see why DJSomething gets to sleep with her but nobody else does, just on account of them getting married and all that.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:27,
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He just got in there with enough Lizzie Dukes jewelry.Scousers are easy to impress.
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Kroney, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:27,
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Hey! I went to an upmarket Hatton Garden jeweller with a motorbike and a dog inIt was the cock gazzes that secured her heart
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djtrialprice, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:35,
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Well done, Donald.You just made it sound like a Cash Converters!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:41,
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How many gashes do you get for a portable cd player and a solar-powered calculator?(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:45,
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I suppose even if you did share, you'd have some rule about double dipping.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:36,
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Donno who that is, I'm afraid, but I want to be him.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:55,
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Haha, made you over-share, gutted.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:29,
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Haha, made you confirm it too, gutted.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:32,
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OK, there's no need to keep herpping on about it.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:34,
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STIll you're going on about it !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:41,
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Got nothing to say to that? i guess that is a STanDard response.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:55,
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