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bored nowentertain me before bed time!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 22:17,
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latest was 15 years ago)
i am rtoo drunk!nice night though......
ye?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 22:21,
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shocking behaviour(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 22:23,
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DreadfulShe should go and frig herself silly whilst thinking about that AlTheGeordie instead.
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What's the point, when he can't even wank himself?He spends so long rifling through the rolls of fat to find his cock, he's already stopped being horny, and is thinking about fried chicken.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 22:27,
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What, you lost your cock in rolls of flab too?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 22:29,
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Watch this, it's awesome!www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vIsQ25Krq8
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 22:22,
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I watched this literally 3 seconds ago
*excited*
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 22:23,
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I can't wait!I'd also like to point out I'm not gay, you lot!
*points round indiscriminately*
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 22:26,
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I have chicken nuggets(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 22:27,
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Nobgoblin, you say? Sounds like you on a night out.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 22:30,
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or a morning inwhichever
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 22:43,
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or a morning inwhichever
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 22:45,
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I call it a draw.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 22:29,
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I have a duvetand a wistful smile
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 22:29,
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+ Noels' 15 inch Black Rubber Cock(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 22:31,
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15" = a different kind of smile(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 22:34,
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how are you going to have a wank with those?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 22:34,
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ClearlyI am going to have to put them down if I am to have a wank.
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okWell perhaps I could drink the wine, while I swipe my card through my snatch, like they did before chip and pin.
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If it's good enough for the high tech strippers, it's good enough for b3ta!(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 22:50,
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I doubt itI will be using a graceful swiping motion, not a stab, me in the lady garden with my visa action.
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Be careful, that's how Noel ended up buying the 15" black rubber cock in the first place(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 22:35,
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Rubber cockNow, we all at this point, have bought something on Ebay by "accident".
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alright Countess of Crunchy Town(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 22:43,
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eveninghow's your evening going?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 22:45,
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Not right bad, ta.Got tomorrow off but not Friday due to it being April 1st and the start of the new holiday year (mumble mumble mumble). 'Ar's y'sen?
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 22:59,
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alright Agnostic AntichristJust realised I've hardly said anything to you since Guantánamo Tea Night. How are you these days?
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 22:58,
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Not too bad thanks, little more money to my name, and I don't think I've actually drunk wine since that week!(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 23:08,
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Drink morethis will solve things
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 22:47,
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I think it's nearly sleeping time for meI must be getting old
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 22:48,
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worked for meeeeeeeehow are you loveliness?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 22:48,
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I am goodHad a few drinks which was nice. Now I want food. How about you?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 22:53,
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Sending pissed bumhole gazzes :((
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 22:57,
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Why would you do that Rory :( ?Is your mortgage expensive enough that you need Rogerthestarfishs attention?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 23:01,
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:( I'm lost on hereIf only there was a secret board to go to
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 23:05,
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shh don't tell the othersor they'll all want to join.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 23:08,
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Alright bum nuggets I've had spaghetti bolognese and red wine, good times
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 23:09,
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Cowboy casserole and a couple of ales for me!(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 23:15,
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