I heal too fast to scar mostly
and haven't injured myself grievously enough to get anything decent

I have one on the palm of my hand where I pinned a plastic bottle to my hand while making it into a bong.

got one through the webby bit betwixt thumb and forefinger where a letter opener get stabbed through.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:16, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You are Wolverine AICMFP

( girlinthehole, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:17, Reply)

my suspected flu immunity also bears out this hypothesis
also, I am quite hairy and have big sideburns.

and retractable claws
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:20, Reply)

I rest my case.

( girlinthehole, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:22, Reply)

That would explain your excruciating guitar playing ;)

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:22, Reply)

which bit?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:28, Reply)

The giant claws getting in the way

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:28, Reply)

they are retractable

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:29, Reply)

I can only image that the raw power and emotion of a 6 minute guitar solo would erect them

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:34, Reply)

you carry on imagining that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Imagines
*wahaah wahhh wahh doo dodoo doo*

"Oh god the horror!"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:38, Reply)

Made of adamantium?
And you can't remember your past?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:26, Reply)

not being able to remember my past is kind of my own fault...

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Don't blame yourself
All those experiments can't have helped your memory.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:33, Reply)

that's a piercing that even labs
And skodaface anodyne don't have!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:18, Reply)

it's not pierced anymore
and it was only temporary, approximately 20 years ago
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:20, Reply)

Oh Swipey
there's no need to get personal. Just because you feel threatened.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:30, Reply)