Muesli.
I have a stiff and very sore neck. I shall probably spend most of the weekend in bed being miserable. I got a lovely message from a guy on the dating site last night but he's too short and he looks like Rod Hull.

If Aber appears and tells me I'm being too fussy I shall shun her........in Spanish.
( girlinthehole, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:34, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Go and see a Chiropractor
they will crack your neck back healthy.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:35, Reply)

I just might do that................eventually.

( girlinthehole, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:37, Reply)

Go an see an osteopath.
Chiropractors are semi-cranks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:37, Reply)

Agreed. Mine put me in hospital, the chinese cunt.
I found a physiotherapist the best.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:39, Reply)

Depends on which one you see.
I admit that the lack of actual regulation is a bit worrying, but some of them are very good.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:39, Reply)

I don't know who I need to see.
I keep having back and hip problems, and it's driving me mad. I need to work it out somehow.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:43, Reply)

Either an Osteopath or a Chiropractor.
But if you don't know anyone to recommend a chiropractor, find an osteopath.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:45, Reply)

Try a proctologist if you need to work something out.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:46, Reply)

you are siiiiiick.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:55, Reply)

*prouds*

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:56, Reply)

I knew you would be.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:59, Reply)

I'm a simple soul

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:06, Reply)

soul ton
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Hahahaha
'tis true.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:14, Reply)

My chiropractor is excellent
Keeps me in working order as my back is well and truly fucked.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:16, Reply)

*long winded, poorly executed joke about being fisted*
...and if it doesn't work out, just push him off the roof.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:47, Reply)

I was going to do just that
But I won't do it now. However, you find a nice guy who knows how to give a lovely massage and you say no to him because he's too short? C'mon, girl, what do you want??
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Google Rod Hull.

( girlinthehole, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Just think what he could do with his hands though!
*eyes water*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:15, Reply)

with joy?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:16, Reply)

Based on the fact he gets it past the elbow into an emu
I'd say with pain
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Yeah, sure
I know you like it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:19, Reply)

It does sting the first time

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:21, Reply)

But feels good after a while

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:26, Reply)

I see...
well, he looks like fun...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:15, Reply)

He fell off a roof and died whilst trying to fix his TV aeriel

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:18, Reply)

That's kind o funny
if a bit sad at the same time.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Much like Rod Hull
apart from the funny part
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:21, Reply)

He had a muppet
he couldn't be not funny. No, wait...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:27, Reply)