She doesn't fit in it anymore :(
On the brightside she's much more interactive and her laugh is brilliant. Really cheers me up after a day at work.
( Captain V, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:22, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I love that you're going to be wearing hand-me-downs from your infant daughter.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:25, Reply)

She is a properly cute baby.
The mrs is always showing my photos of the kids of people she knows and saying "Aren't they cute" when really they look like they've had a brick in the face. But your kid is really, really cute. Which given it's father is quite amazing.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:25, Reply)

Despite this
I'm *still* not allowed to use her as my wingman.
( Captain V, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:31, Reply)

Do they make aviator shades in baby sizes?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:32, Reply)

They make aviators that fit me

( Captain V, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:34, Reply)

I can imagine you in a pub, enjoying a pint with the newspaper
Baby on the stool next to you, two hotties come to the bar, one turns to you and says "Aaaaaah, isn't she just the cutest" and you say "Yeah, she's lovely isn't she. You know, if you play your cards right, you could have one of your own." and there would be an uncomfortable silence and then you'd say "but not your friend, she's a bit rough, it would contaminate the genes".
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:38, Reply)

Certainly beats my plan
"Her mother died in labour. I hope she turns out alright without a woman in her life."
( Captain V, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:50, Reply)

You've changed man, you've changed.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:28, Reply)