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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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perhaps he's doing stuff and not near his phone?
people don't always text back straight away
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:19, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Mmm, possibly
but we were in the middle of a conversation though.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:22, Reply)
What did you do?

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:26, Reply)
See below
I just keep saying the wrong thing.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:27, Reply)
Yeah, maybe he'll be all like
"sorry I had a shower and a wank and put a pizza in the oven and played some Wii Tennis and checked myself out in the full-length mirror for fifteen minutes then got the pizza out of the oven and then noticed my phone had run out of battery and you know how these modern phones take ages to boot then I fed my fish and the next thing I know it's eight twenty and I've got like sixteen texts and four voicemail messages and I'm a bit freaked out now."
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:22, Reply)
I'm not that mental or needy!
If I haven't heard back from him by the time I go to bed, I will text him again.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:24, Reply)

text him again. come out for SUSHI FUN TIMES tomorow night. In fact, fuck it, I'll do that anyway. Actually, now I come to think about it, why didn't I say I was going before? Gonz, you got a spare bed? Great ! I'll be there. Fuck him, mardy cunt anyway, donno who he thinks he is getting like that on the first day, phew, dodged a bullet there.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:30, Reply)
I can't afford it Gonz, I'm sorry :(

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:33, Reply)
MASSIVE SADFACE!

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:35, Reply)
DAMN YOU INTERNATIONAL CREDIT CRUNCH CRSIS ! *falls to knees and holds arms in the air like Nick Cage in The rock when the jets fire at the island*
Next time though =)
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:40, Reply)
I've had three phone calls and two texts this evening
I'm definitely avoiding the person.
Hope this helps.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:23, Reply)
What's it like to be wanted Rory?

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:32, Reply)
Indifferent
I have no interest and have told her as much without being a cunt, to no avail. It would appear a good season of bridge burning is required *cracks knuckles*
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:36, Reply)
Tell her you are sick of her incessant whinging
and that you are currrently having a wank over a picture of Susanah Reid off the BBC website.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:38, Reply)
I'd prefer her shopped into various porn poses
I wonder if she's got a hairy gash *ponders*
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:41, Reply)
I reckon she's tidyly trimmed
but not shaved
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:45, Reply)
Oh dear, so a mildly hairy bumhole
Perhaps she amuses her partner by retaining a 70's hairy gash for the lols on his birthday
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:47, Reply)
"Nononono, it was a compliment when I said you'd look like Anneka Rice when you're older so I'd still chuck my muck up you if I haven't seen my senses since then".

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:47, Reply)
You must be one helluva guy.
In all seriousness, she must have self esteem issues to be chasing someone who is not interested.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:42, Reply)
Where would any of us be without sweet sweet desperation
You can smell it from ten yards
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:44, Reply)
yeah that would be crazy
who the hell would do that shit... :(
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:46, Reply)
*puts hand up*
I think i've got an answer
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:46, Reply)

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