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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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people don't always text back straight away
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:19, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
"sorry I had a shower and a wank and put a pizza in the oven and played some Wii Tennis and checked myself out in the full-length mirror for fifteen minutes then got the pizza out of the oven and then noticed my phone had run out of battery and you know how these modern phones take ages to boot then I fed my fish and the next thing I know it's eight twenty and I've got like sixteen texts and four voicemail messages and I'm a bit freaked out now."
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:22, Reply)
If I haven't heard back from him by the time I go to bed, I will text him again.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:24, Reply)
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:30, Reply)
Next time though =)
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:40, Reply)
I'm definitely avoiding the person.
Hope this helps.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:23, Reply)
I have no interest and have told her as much without being a cunt, to no avail. It would appear a good season of bridge burning is required *cracks knuckles*
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:36, Reply)
and that you are currrently having a wank over a picture of Susanah Reid off the BBC website.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:38, Reply)
I wonder if she's got a hairy gash *ponders*
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:41, Reply)
Perhaps she amuses her partner by retaining a 70's hairy gash for the lols on his birthday
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:47, Reply)
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:47, Reply)
In all seriousness, she must have self esteem issues to be chasing someone who is not interested.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:42, Reply)
You can smell it from ten yards
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:44, Reply)
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