Dear God.
Has it really come to this?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:21, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

it is THE NUMBER ONE conversation killer

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:26, Reply)

even above
bloody minges?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Gonz has got a fait bit of mileage out of those

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Has everyone stated how bloody their fannies are today yet? I haven't heard about anyone having a bloody fanny in days now.
Am I going to have to wait a month for some more beatroot poridge talk again?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:59, Reply)

I REALLY HOPE SO

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:16, Reply)

at least that invokes some spluttering
i say sex.

let's talk about sex, bay-bee, let's talk about you and me. oh wait. no, not you. no offence but i think we're both happier that way.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:36, Reply)

I like to be hung upside down naked from the ceiling whilst being encased in bees and and getting a tabasco enema?
How about you?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:37, Reply)

I don't like to be hung upside down naked from the ceiling whilst being encased in bees and getting a tabasco enema

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:42, Reply)

I have to say, never again for me either.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:43, Reply)

I thought you liked it? :(
I don't know, I try so hard and sometimes just a little recognition would be nice.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:45, Reply)

It was alright at first, don't get me wrong.
I think perhaps we should have designated a 'safe word'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:46, Reply)

Ok the "safe" word is Chompy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:47, Reply)

Good choice
as there is no possible sexual scenario where you'd need to say "chompy", after all.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:48, Reply)

Apart from in a panic-stricken '999' call.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)

ha ha ha
I can imagine them playing the recording ouyt at the trial, "No i said he made me drink something, God what's that, what's that? What are you doing arrrrrrrr click buzzzzzzzzzzzz..."
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:50, Reply)

roffle.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:51, Reply)

how about when taking a lifetime vow of celibacy?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:17, Reply)

yeah, but you're unlikely to do that "in a sexual scenario"
unless, granted, the sexual scenario is coming round from the GHB to find yourself semi-naked in a grubby bed with the man himself. That might do it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:24, Reply)

hmmm good point
vows of celibacy are not usually made mid-bonk, i believe.

although it's safe to say that i have never made one...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:27, Reply)

Depends on the shag

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:27, Reply)

well, if it was an epically terrible shag I suppose it's possible.
much like the whole "double coyote" thing.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Agreed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:48, Reply)

Your sig does suggest otherwise, though, old boy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:44, Reply)

shit.
totally busted.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:46, Reply)

By World Party.
The one band that really bucks the "Christian music is shit" rule.

Bucks it by being too shit to categorise.
( Kroney, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:27, Reply)

Hahahahah you are so right.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:36, Reply)

GAYYYY

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:30, Reply)