Harry Hill? What a cunt.
I'd have Billy Connolly, Brian Cox, Rowan Atkinson, Nigella Lawson and Christopher Lee.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:21, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'd have Nigella
over the table. Don't care who else is there to see it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Yeah Billy Connolly's a rare wit, eh?


Clue: no.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Monty will be dropping the Cook-bomb in 5... 4... 3...
and you'd be right to, of course, I'm just annoyed that if I did so myself I'll be accused of plagiarising you for the second time in 12 hours.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Cook-bomb?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Peter Cook
Monty loves him, and with good reason
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:29, Reply)

It's an explosive made from the decomposing body of Robin Cook.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:30, Reply)

That is a brilliant idea
Our government would definitely buy that for large sums of money. Guaranteed vote-winner, innit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:36, Reply)

plagiarising BUMMING
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:27, Reply)

7/10
Simplistic, but effective
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Agreeing with someone is hardly plagiarism, surely?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:39, Reply)

I'm particularly wary this morning
Last night I posted on FB that the episode of Glee I'd just endured was "fucking shit" and Porkylips immediately demanded I credit the source!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Each to their own, eh?
I like his early stuff, and an Audience With makes me giggle like a loon. Harry Hill, on the other hand, makes me want to take one of those pens from his top pocket and stab him repeatedly in the neck.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Connolly is a premium example of 'swearing as substitute for content'
and I would dearly love to push him face down into the fucking Clyde and hold him there.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:41, Reply)

I'd argue not in his early days he wasn't.
My Dad had loads of his LPs and there was very little, if any as I remember.

I will concede that I think he has gone of the boil of late, though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Partway through the meal
you announce that ONE of the meals has been poisoned and they have to guess whose.

Who's? Who's.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:36, Reply)

I think Billy Connolly has made me laugh once,
which considering the amount of times I've seen him do stand up is pathetic.
And that sideless vest thing that he wears is weird and disgusting
(TheColonel, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Imagining him saying "JOJOBA!"
makes me laugh
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:27, Reply)

And as such, has just made me laugh too.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:29, Reply)

You, TheColonel, talk a lot of sense.
Plus you're a military man and that's always good.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:42, Reply)