i just made a milka and southern comfort torte
and it is lush,
who wants to sleep with me now eh? eh? eh eh? it is that good i swear.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 23:07, 22 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I can vouch for this.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 23:18, Reply)

I bet it's spectacular.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 23:21, Reply)

you have not tried my delicious torte you liar

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 23:24, Reply)

yes but I'm sure he's had his wicked way with you.
alright mate?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 23:26, Reply)

he has touched me in many ways, it is true.
i'm alright, i made a torte and ran 4-5 miles and done some shopping and stuff, all in one day, brilliant, i could have stayed in bed but i did not.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 23:32, Reply)

wow, go you.
I can't run that far. I can walk it but definitely not run it. *very unfit*
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 23:33, Reply)

it is my favourite hobby, it is so good, plus you see all sorts of doggins and i reckon dogs are the best animal.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 23:34, Reply)

we can never be together.
cats are clearly the best.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 23:39, Reply)

my dog is the best

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 23:41, Reply)

Wrong
My dog is the best.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 1:12, Reply)

you're both wrong.
My cat Henry is the best.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 1:25, Reply)

I'm more a savoury man
how are you at curry?

Also, because I've had it stuck in my head all day: www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIGTTuryc1Q
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 23:26, Reply)

i've never done one from scratch really,
i'd like to have a go though, any good recipes anyone?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 23:31, Reply)

'Fraid not
if you find one, let me know. Slow Cooker Curry is on my list of things to do.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 0:17, Reply)

My god I'm drunk.
Why does a landlord offer free shots of Sambuca to regular customers?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 23:43, Reply)

landlords tend to do that

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 23:44, Reply)

I'm all squiffy.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 23:45, Reply)

show us yer wiffy!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 0:07, Reply)

not till you've given him some of your torte

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 0:39, Reply)

Maybe they want to make their regular customers bulimic.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 1:04, Reply)

Excellent business plan
fit more in
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 1:20, Reply)

How far away are you?
I really need some sleep.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 1:11, Reply)