Well done!
Meanwhile, back on planet Adult, I have a hangover to end all hangovers.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 8:52, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Did you mean for this to sound mildly ironic?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 8:53, Reply)

Only mildly.
It actually sounds cuntishly patronising on read back. That wasn't the intention.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 8:55, Reply)

I didn't read it as patronising, to be fair
I just thought that the idea of using the example of getting utterly wombled on a schoolnight as a great example of adult behaviour both ironic and massively accurate
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 8:57, Reply)

Manchild
It does indeed.

God I feel like shit!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:00, Reply)

I prescribe a heavy dose of bacon!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:02, Reply)

STAT

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:03, Reply)

The voice of experience/reason.
Bacon and sugar. The two finest words in the English language.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:03, Reply)

*BUZZ* WRONG
FREE BEER
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:04, Reply)

Young/gash
Inappropriate?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:05, Reply)

Just not together, that'd be a bit odd.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:04, Reply)

Maple syrup?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:06, Reply)

Not a fan

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Not quite!
Lay strips of bacon on a foil covered baking tray, sprinkle with mix of dark brown soft sugar and a mildish chili powder. Bake at fairly high heat till bacon is crispy and sugar caramelised.

Add to "Elvis". Win.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:07, Reply)

Hmm, sounds interesting

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Wouldn't recommend it with eggs or in savoury sandwich
but with pancakes/waffles/sausage & maple syrup, by golly.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:17, Reply)

That sounds fucking great!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:14, Reply)

Culinary wise
I think me and you would get on like a pan on fire!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:16, Reply)

I think this is true
Unleash the cake
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:22, Reply)

I'm an adult....

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 8:54, Reply)

Also, I had to really work hard to make that not sound whiny.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 8:54, Reply)