I was a 28 until about the age of 25.
Sadly it' all gone a bit downhill from there.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:57, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

28?
Fuck me, you are a rake
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Not quite
a we

I believe DG is somewhere over the age of 25 now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:59, Reply)

40 and proud.
*cries*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Don't cry, I am fast approaching 40.
Is it true that life begins?

Platitudinal response appreciated.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Yes. Yes it does.
You will see the world through new, fresh eyes and any cynicism you had will be cast away on the wings of an albatross.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:05, Reply)

God bless you sweet governor.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:08, Reply)

I was only reminded of this last week
when a mate put an old photo of me up on Faecebook. Fuck me I was skinny. Not so, now.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:03, Reply)

There is one of me on there
I look like a corpse, aged about 19
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:04, Reply)

28????
I was 13 the last time I had 28" troosers.

*is fat bastard*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:59, Reply)

I done the reverse
I was 15 stone when I was 15. Chubby little thing.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Me too.
Was 21 stone in my pomp.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Yowser

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Yikes.
I'm about 14 stone now, I think. I try not to weigh myself very often because the pain is too hard to bear.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:06, Reply)

I think I'm about 13.5 at the moment
Have been on a two week sensible eating thing so I dont look like a fat cunt at the 20 year school reunion I'm off to on saturday
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:08, Reply)

20 year reunion.
Right, tell them you are a millionaire astronaut porn star!

Even if you aren't.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:10, Reply)

This is the trouble with facebook
I should have lied from the start and mocked up some pics
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Facebook?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:11, Reply)

It was organised on facebook

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:12, Reply)

What is Facebook?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:27, Reply)

There are fucking LOADS of astronauts from Sunderland
*glass house shatters*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Nicholas Patrick was from Saltburn
That is only 25 miles away
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:13, Reply)

I've never heard of Nicholas Patrick. Or Saltburn.
So I'm going to assume you're right
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:15, Reply)

I don't weigh myself often
I choose to believe that my weights training means than the scales paint an inaccurate picture of my state of being.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:11, Reply)

I stopped going to the gym yonks ago after I fucked my achilles.
I am hoping that once the redundancy kicks in, I can get out for lots of long walks with the dog as I detest structured exercise, unless it involves lifting heavy pints for a four hour stretch.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:13, Reply)

That is absolutely not what I meant by weight training
and if you don't tell anyone you rumbled me I'll slip you a few quid
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:14, Reply)

few quid length.

Err, no thanks...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:17, Reply)

few quid length of throbbing gristle
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:30, Reply)