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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Is there an HR department?
You could be a cunt and demand to file a report.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:25, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
No there isn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:26, Reply)
I imagine it's a put up or shut up scenario

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:28, Reply)
Get a restraining order served on him.
along the lines of 'You must not come within two feet of Monty Boyce's face, unless you are offering him MASSIVE DRUGS'
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:29, Reply)
If there is no HR
then follow the fucker out of the office at lunchtime and give him a dry slap.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:29, Reply)
Offer him your hand
smooth or furry?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:31, Reply)
Or knock the cunt out.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:32, Reply)
Monty is a refined fellow, he does not engage in backstreet fisticuffs with ruffians
Plus he is, by his own admission, soft as shite
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:31, Reply)
This rapscallion sounds like a bully
and so will likely resile from physical confrontation.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:33, Reply)
A good point, esteemed colleague
Perhaps the impending threat of a spot of Queensbury rules will see him suitably afeart to offer retraction of his previous sentiments.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:38, Reply)
He put someone into a coma last year.
The only reason he is not in prison is that the chap was an illegal immigrant.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:52, Reply)
Surely if he has previous form in the field of physical intimidation
there must be some recourse you can take along the lines of "get this psychotic cunt out of my face"?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:54, Reply)
This would be a good reason not to get involved in fisticuffs, I suspect.
But still, whether the person was an illegal forrin or not... WTF? Is it a case of two illegalities cancel each other out or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:55, Reply)
My guess would be that once the chap woke up he decided not to press charges
as he'd have been flung into France via trebuchet
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:08, Reply)
^ yup

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:22, Reply)
The immigrant
was probably fucking asking for it.

Coming over here falling on our tattooed fists.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:22, Reply)
This made me laugh a lot

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:26, Reply)

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