Alright Monts?
How'd the meeting go?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:21, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

^^^^^ THIS ^^^^^^^^^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Alright?
Full apology and promise to stop being a cunt.

Apparently I exacerbate the situation by 'belittling people when they make mistakes'. I mean, does that sound remotely like something I would do? Really.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:23, Reply)

Err....

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:23, Reply)

erm
i love you. but it sounds EXACTLY like something you would do.

and should do. how else will they learn, the witless spastics?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:24, Reply)

EXACTLY.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:30, Reply)

I would imagine this is still better than threatening them

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Excellent news
Did she let you see her "research" on schools? Or acquiesce to your requests as regards sleepovers and your Mum's party?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Not that meeting.
Somebody shouted at Monty and made him cry this morning. He was hauled into the MD's office to be warned about using up more than his quota of the office Kleenex.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:32, Reply)

That's not fair - I've not wanked at my desk for weeks,

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:37, Reply)

Presumably this is because,
in a moment of Kleenex-shy desperation, you were forced to mop up using your copy of the Lord's Prayer. And now you can't remember the words.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:39, Reply)

I think they came off onto his desk
so they're now all back to front, like.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:41, Reply)

*unzips*
"Amen. Ever and forever, glory the and power the, kingdom the is thine for..."

Nah, it's doing nothing for me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:44, Reply)

You're C of E?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:46, Reply)

E of C nowadays
Also; no, categorically not.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:47, Reply)

E of C?
Enjoyer of Cock.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Eater of Come.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Also 7/10
Had to mark you both separately to make it easy to find the marks for future averages
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:56, Reply)

7/10

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:55, Reply)

But you use the C of E version to have a Lord's Prayer wank.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:48, Reply)

That's the only one I know
I was unaware there was an alternative. I suppose this means I was raised C of E; hopefully it also illustrates my knowledge of religion nowadays!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:55, Reply)

The Catholic one just finishes "deliver us from evil, amen".

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:59, Reply)

I was not aware of that
I'm off for that jog. Rock'n'roll. Speak soon honey xxx
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 17:01, Reply)

Buh-bye m'dear. x

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 17:04, Reply)

Yeah jog on.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 17:19, Reply)

Different meeting, old boy.
Today's was with the cunt who threatened me, I'm not meeting with the ex til Sunday. She's now saying she wants to meet at my flat (aka inspect my flat). I promised myself she'd never set foot in there again after a number of horrendous incidents - I don't know what to do about this.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:36, Reply)

Suggest it would be better for both of you if you met someone neutral.
There won't be any distrations then.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:38, Reply)

I think this is sound advice

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 17:32, Reply)

Ah, apologies. You can see why "full apology and promise to stop acting like a cunt" made me think of your ex though.
I'd go back to her and state your case for not having it at your flat - don't let her think she has the upper hand, however well you clean and tidy she's bound to find some tenuous reason as to why it's not child-friendly.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:39, Reply)

don't fuck her

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:59, Reply)

I won't.
I didn't when I was pissed, single and on holiday with her - there's no fucking way now...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 17:19, Reply)

Tell her she can inspect the flat
once you've agreed on the sleepover etc. Make it conditional
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 17:08, Reply)

Good thinking: thanks

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 17:32, Reply)

I'm going to guess 'quite well'
As there is no hint of misery, or slippers covered in vom in his message.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:23, Reply)