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Do your pants match your bra? I hope your pants match your bra. A girl should have matching underwear.

i have no matching underwear. There is no bra that matches Spanx.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:05, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

nope
i have (*checks*) white cotton pants and a black bra under my t-shirt.

and pink socks. don't forget the pink socks.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:06, Reply)

The other week when I went to this fashion freebie thing, I had a go in this body scanner jobby.
The woman said it could only see me if I was wearing white underwear, and what colour underwear was I wearing? I had to tell her I had black on top and nude on the bottom, and she looked disapproving.

Not as disapproving as I looked when she made me wear a lender bra in completely the wrong size.

*And* I looked like a fat munter when I got the scan back, too.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:09, Reply)

body scanner = EVIL

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:10, Reply)

It also gave me a printout of what size I should be in various clothes shops
Most of them said size 12 trousers and size 20 tops. This is preposterous. i know my boobs are huge, but I can get them into most size 14 tops.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:13, Reply)

to be fair
some of my clothes are about 4 sizes different between top and bottom because of the dumbass DD's. it's why i never wear dresses!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:16, Reply)

Bravissimo
this is my new special dress. Looks absolutely fab on, too. And it's a size 12, which makes me do an enormous happyface.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:20, Reply)

cute!!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:23, Reply)

i no rite!
And they do pj's too, with built-in support thingies. And swimming costumes.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:25, Reply)

i have one of the swimming costumes
it means swimming without having one's boobs squished
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:26, Reply)

me too
otherwise they get squished somewhere near my waist. Looks really awful.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:31, Reply)

I wish I had proper boobs :(
although it must be said it is convenient to be the same size top and bottom.
(berk, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:21, Reply)

you should see me trying to get pj's
either the top is far too tight or the bottoms fall off :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:22, Reply)

Why the fuck would it make a blind bit of difference what colour pants you're wearing?

(berk, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:12, Reply)

the scanner is pitch black, and scans you using some kind of uv or something
I don't pretend to understand it. The woman said if I was wearing black I would essentially be 'invisible'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:14, Reply)

So if you hide your bombs and guns in your black bra you will get through ok?

( Peej, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 22:49, Reply)

I have M&S black cotton pants and white cotton pants
and several black or white bras. It is very easy to make these match.

Although I do have some sets for, ahem, other people to see me in.
(berk, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:10, Reply)

so do i
it's called "the dark"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:11, Reply)

Oh shush you
you look great.
(berk, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:12, Reply)

sorry mein lieb
i'm in one of those "i hate everything about my fat stupid ugly self" modes tonight!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:14, Reply)

1) manifestly not stupid
2) manifestly not ugly
3) almost certainly not fat from the photographic evidence I have seen.

Be told.
(berk, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:22, Reply)

fanks berk

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:24, Reply)

No worries!
it sounded a bit stern for a compliment but it was definitely meant as one...
(berk, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:29, Reply)

the fat bit is inaccurate
i've put about 8lbs back on over the last few weeks with no time for the gym. this has depressed me into oblivion!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:31, Reply)