Fucking hell, I feel dim now!
Haha

So remember when you're feeling very small and insecure, how amazingly unlikely is your birth.
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space, because there's bugger all down here on Earth!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:22, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Monty Python sings
Is one of my favourite albums. Genius I tell you!
( Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Is that the one with The Philosophers Drinking Song on it?
EDIT: According to Google it is, but it also features my favourite Python track - Sit On My Face.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:26, Reply)

you bastard
I will have that in my head all day now


"EEEEEmanual Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable..."
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Heidegger Heidegger was a boozy beggar, he could drink you under the table

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:28, Reply)

doesn't it say "think you under the table"?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:30, Reply)

all answered here
www.metrolyrics.com/the-philosophers-song-lyrics-monty-python.html
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Piss, so it does

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Yes
David Hume could out consume Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel,
( Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:28, Reply)

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach about the raising of the wrist....

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Socrates himself was permanantly pissed!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Sit on my faaaaaace, and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
I love to hear you oralise
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me awaaaaaaaay.....

Wow - I didn't know I still knew the words to that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Sit on my face, and let my lips embrace you
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly
Life can be fine if we both 69
If we both sit on each other's faces
In all kinds of places, lo and behold
We'll be blown away
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong,
It's swell the have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the worlds biggest prick.
( Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:44, Reply)

So 3 cheers for your willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one eyed trouser snake.
Your piece of pork, your wifes best friend,
Your percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can slip it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public or they'll stick you in the dock,
and you won't a-come a-back, ooh thankyouverymuch.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Noel Coward? Is that you?

( Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Wrote it phonetically, haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Isn't it
"love to hear you moralise" ? I could be wrong.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:47, Reply)

I often listen to it while in the car.
In your car, no one can hear you sing.

Passengers don't count.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:26, Reply)