Sit on my faaaaaace, and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
I love to hear you oralise
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me awaaaaaaaay.....

Wow - I didn't know I still knew the words to that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:33, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Sit on my face, and let my lips embrace you
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly
Life can be fine if we both 69
If we both sit on each other's faces
In all kinds of places, lo and behold
We'll be blown away
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong,
It's swell the have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the worlds biggest prick.
( Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:44, Reply)

So 3 cheers for your willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one eyed trouser snake.
Your piece of pork, your wifes best friend,
Your percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can slip it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public or they'll stick you in the dock,
and you won't a-come a-back, ooh thankyouverymuch.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Noel Coward? Is that you?

( Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Wrote it phonetically, haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Isn't it
"love to hear you moralise" ? I could be wrong.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:47, Reply)