I like facts that you can throw at people when they quote a common misconception
so you can feel superior to them. For example

"Shaving does not cause hair to grow back thicker"
or
"I think you will find that ducks quacks actually do echo"
( Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:32, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You are Stephen Fry AICMFP

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Mate, she just called you bent.
Fabulous, but bent.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:38, Reply)

You can't use the word fabulous
without the word darling. It's the law for benders.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:40, Reply)

I believe I used darling in response to you in the last thread
As you did not see fit to reply, I deemed you unworthy of any further such courtesy.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:42, Reply)

I thought about it
but I was retching too much at the thought of touching your cock.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:48, Reply)

It is no concern of mine if you choose to conjur such an image of your own filthy volition
You fucking pervert
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:51, Reply)

well, if you will bring it up and stick down people's throats
fnar
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:57, Reply)

I was taking about hammers and nails!
My god woman, you are FILTHY
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:04, Reply)

You fucking love it, you slaaaaaaag!
Everyone knows this agressive act is just hiding the fact you want to get in my knickers.

To be fair, they'd probably fit you, too...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:06, Reply)

I seriously doubt that
Not without leaving unseemly pinchmarks around the waist, anyway. Am actually looking to get into your bra; I love a good hammock.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:11, Reply)

my mum thinks it's funny to wear them as a hat
I, however, do not.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:13, Reply)

I can see how that would be annoying
To answer your assertions in the previous post; yes, I do, in both cases. Keep your friends close.... and all that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:14, Reply)

She's right
My life is one big cover up for my massive bentness.
( Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:42, Reply)

My gaydar is unfailing
You massive woofter
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:47, Reply)

We can smell our own.

( Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:47, Reply)

You are Brodie Bruce AICMFP
I fucking love that phrase
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:56, Reply)

I watched again the other day
but it was the special edition and they've changed loads. The beginnings totally different and quite quite shit. After slagging off Lucas for changing his films you'd think Smith would have left it be.
( Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:19, Reply)

You're fucking kidding!
What a stupid thing to do. How does the beginning go now then?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Svenning hosts a ball
And T.S. is all dressed up in American Civil war gear and Accidentally shoots the Governor of New Jersey. Oh and there's a sex scene with Trish the 15 year old fucking La Fours the head of security.
( Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Pointless
and unnecessary. Shame
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:36, Reply)

I like it when people make smug statements pertaining to commonly held misconceptions
and then get punched in the face.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Cracking of joints has no link to arthritis

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:35, Reply)

it does "make" it darker though
which gives an illusion of thickness.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Napoleon wasn't actually short

( Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Just far away

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:39, Reply)

hahaha!

( Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:40, Reply)

He was by todays standards

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Yes but not to the standards of the time he lived in
in fact he was slightly above average. Also the measurement standards were different then too.
( Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Wasn't the theory that it was because all his Imperial Guard were massive that people thought he was little?
Plus a decent helping of British propaganda, one would assume.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Yup
huge bodyguards made him look small.

Brian May has the opposite problem, when I saw him on Oxford street he made his minders look about 4 feet tall.
( Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:01, Reply)

I had no idea Brian May was a giant
Apart from his hair
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Too busy mooning over Freddie, eh?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:07, Reply)

7/10
A point for accuracy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:09, Reply)

whever girls start banging on about Brian Cox bringing sexy to science
just turn their attention to Brian May.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:11, Reply)

I really do not see how Brian Cox is sexy
He has a plastic face and awful hair. And as I've established previously, standing atop a mountain for a panning shot only works for Rocky Balboa and Richie Sambora
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:15, Reply)

But you *want* to see him as sexy?
*steeples fingers*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:18, Reply)

Why on earth would I?
He talks about science for a living. I bet his pillow talk is RUBBISH.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:24, Reply)

I wouldn't mind a chance to find out

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:27, Reply)

*is more mortally wounded*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:31, Reply)

mort an
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:41, Reply)