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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I want to be a witch.
I have the mad hair, the cats and a big pan.

*thinks about growing a wart*
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:49, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
*offers genitals to get you started*

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:50, Reply)
Won't you be needing those ?

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:52, Reply)
Nah, married now

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:53, Reply)
You only need a broom!
I'll get you a witch hat for your birthday, shall I?
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:51, Reply)
Yes please : )
I have a big head so make sure it fits.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:51, Reply)
I'll order it extra large
and with a rubber band, in case it's too big. You want it black or pinky?
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:55, Reply)
my mrs has one that is about 3 feet tall

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:59, Reply)
I thought it was 15"?

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:00, Reply)
HAHAHAHA PENIS

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:01, Reply)
I think I may be feeling some sarcastic laughter here

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:04, Reply)

some sarcastic laughter a black 15" rubber cock
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:06, Reply)
Black.
I think those pink sparkly deeley boppers I wore at your wedding reception were enough.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:00, Reply)
Hahaha!
You seemed very happy with them :)
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:04, Reply)
Some witches are rather attractive
I married one. However when they take their masks off!


(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:52, Reply)
*simultaneously has heart attack and shits self*

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:54, Reply)
Didn't expect your mum on the forum?

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:55, Reply)
Nah, she's more of a 4chan kinda gal

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:58, Reply)
That's just Monty, isn't it?

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:58, Reply)
before he puts his make up on in the morning

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:00, Reply)
That's before he's had any drugs

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:00, Reply)
True story, 'witches' used to have infected yeast in their bread that turned to LSD, leading them to thinking they're flying.
The whole broom thing was because they got so horny that they would masturbate with the brooms.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:37, Reply)

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