Oh my, oh my goodness.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-13005110

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( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 16:19, 70 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm remembering the fuck out of Pearl Harbour right about now.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 16:23, Reply)

How is that possibly relevant?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 16:30, Reply)

After the last Tsunami gonz posted a load of facebook status' saying
"YEAH THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR PEARL HARBOR!!!"
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 16:32, Reply)

It's true, I invented that. I also stubbed my toe once which made up for that time I blew up that school bus.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 16:37, Reply)

Sorry I meant, posted a picture made of americans saying that.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 17:04, Reply)

Ahh, I thought you were joking =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 17:08, Reply)

www.viceland.com/wp/2011/03/tsunami-vs-pearl-harbor/
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 16:32, Reply)

Ah, right. I see.
Yes. That's exactly what Karma is. Astounding fucktardery.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 16:38, Reply)

I like the blog author's sign off

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 16:41, Reply)

very much

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 16:54, Reply)

christ on a bike
I hate those retarded fuckstains. I'd like to spray them with a hose full of infuriated army ants.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 16:55, Reply)

The one that says there's to many Chinese should be given a honorary degree
for their awesome knowledge of geography.
( Peej, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 16:58, Reply)

The best one is
'Gods way of tell japanese people there gay'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 17:14, Reply)

I wish god would see fit to slaugter people who write and spell like that in their sleep.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 17:15, Reply)

I, too, would 'slaugter' them.

Here, have this petard, old boy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 17:18, Reply)

oh my.
well and truly hoisted.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 17:35, Reply)

ha ha ha - genius

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 17:16, Reply)

Those fucktards are going to be in serious trouble if karma worked the way they think.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 16:31, Reply)

hahahahahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 17:01, Reply)

Earthquakes out there at the moment
are like the proverbial bad kebab.
( Kroney, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 16:23, Reply)

They have too much cabbage?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 16:24, Reply)

They keep repeating on you.

( Kroney, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 16:25, Reply)

You wake up face down in them on your hall carpet?
that can't be right...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Well, if you think about it given the context...

( Kroney, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 16:29, Reply)

actually, yeah...

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 16:30, Reply)

i'm putting on my bread hat and protesting the hell out of this

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Bread hat?

(TheColonel, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Bread hat

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 16:36, Reply)

I love this
Taken during the Smug Croissant Fatwah of 2010
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 16:38, Reply)

hey, that's me!
i think I was shouting "LOOK MA! I'M ON TV!!"
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 16:42, Reply)

'I've just seen Monty's cock and it was THIS big!!!!!'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 17:17, Reply)

true, but he is a borrower

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 17:19, Reply)

'never a borrower nor a bender be', that's what my dad taught me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 17:22, Reply)

You don't seem to have taken this to heart...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 17:26, Reply)

Poor little bastards
Still if they prayed to Jesus like good Christians then this wouldn't happen.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 16:39, Reply)

This is awful
Poor people, and poor us all if it touches the nuclear central again.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 16:58, Reply)

If all the nuclear material was shot directly into the sky it would do fuck all to us.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 17:03, Reply)

We should shoot it into the sun with some genetically modified organs attached ina box

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 17:04, Reply)

we should shoot it into kerry katona's box

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 17:06, Reply)

Are you volenteering to pilot?
I can only imagine it would be like the hits 80's movie Inner Space, only without the need to shrink anyone
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 17:08, Reply)

as long as I get to smoke a big spliff while doing it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 17:09, Reply)

Why not? It'll have to be the size of a tree to actually hot box her box

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 17:13, Reply)

"a hot box box"
"hang on lads .. I don't think we're going to need an actual bucket this time"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 17:16, Reply)

You will need the lung capacity of a Sperm whale though

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 17:18, Reply)

woah.
I don't need anyone else's sperm in my lungs right now.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 17:19, Reply)

Just your mouth then

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 17:21, Reply)

I don't my mouth in my lungs either

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 17:23, Reply)

CLICK

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 17:22, Reply)

I love that movie

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 17:23, Reply)

Oh god, imagine if the sun turns into a mechanized monster, it would be HUGE.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 17:08, Reply)

read an interesting thing about how few people died as a result of Chernobyl and other nuclear related things earlier
www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2988/is-nuclear-power-safe
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 17:06, Reply)

You're preaching to the converted.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 17:07, Reply)

Isn't that what priests do every Sunday?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 17:08, Reply)

I know that
but it has some interesting figures in it, I hadn't realised quite how much it was the people running the place's fault, and quite how few (relatively) people were badly affected.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 17:08, Reply)

xkcd.com/radiation/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 17:10, Reply)

I like graphs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 17:12, Reply)

That's fucking brilliant.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 17:13, Reply)

I love this.
The trouble in nuclear power is more the disposal of used fuel, though. Isn't it?
( Kroney, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 17:29, Reply)

yeah, but it's not that bad
there are ways. my mrs did her dissertation on it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 18:09, Reply)

and that, all that has actually happened this time
is an astonishing demonstration of how well japanese nuclear power plants are constructed. But then "fucking insance earthquake and tidal wave STILL doesn't cause reactor core to melt down" is a rubbish headline.

And I love that they have suspended building reactors in Germany because of this. That's basically like closing skegness beach because of a shark attack in Melbourne.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 17:10, Reply)

Years ago there was a murder in a park in London and it was covered nationally i the media
Overall park attendence dropped across the country after this, as if the murder was on some sort of National tour.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 17:13, Reply)

people really are fucking idiots.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 17:14, Reply)

Was that the American artist killed jogging in Victoria Park?
If so I think it was gods way of tell american people there gay.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 17:16, Reply)

oh, well played. textbook stuff.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 17:17, Reply)

ha ha ha
i wonder if the 1906 San Francisco earthquake was god outing the San Franciscans
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 17:18, Reply)

Getting his revenge in early.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 17:23, Reply)

Oh Monty!
There their they're.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 17:22, Reply)

Oh Bartleby of little faith.
It's a reference to the Pearl Habor (sic) link up yonder ^
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 17:23, Reply)

My faith is restored.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 17:25, Reply)

exactly my view
they should be commended for having built some fucking hardcore plants.

I heard some twat the other day saying we shouldn't build them, because we haven't had a big earthquake here, but we've had little ones, so we almost certainly will have a big one!

Ummm, no.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 18:07, Reply)