I haz it!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:34, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

pft like you would get anywhere near another woman
prude
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:35, Reply)

I assumed she meant the book
rather than the plague. It'd be a bit difficult for me to catch her germs from all the way over here...
(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:37, Reply)

Yeah I meant the book.
She's just hurt because I shunned her sexual assault.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:39, Reply)

You should never assume anything
that's how people end up shitting themselves
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:39, Reply)

I had a bird for years. We lived together.
But turns out she was a mad emo and I wasn't a lezzer.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:37, Reply)

Hey, I'm not a lezza either!
it's another thing we have in common!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:39, Reply)

Oh man, yous my sister from another mister

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:41, Reply)

I'm a failed lezza too : (

( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:42, Reply)

WOOT

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:43, Reply)

I never tried lezzing
but I think I might enjoy it. For a while.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:44, Reply)

Each to her own.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:46, Reply)

women are better kissers
TRUFAX
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:48, Reply)

I am an awesome kisser
shame I'm not allowed to demonstrate.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:49, Reply)

I have also found this to be the case.

(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:50, Reply)

People is people.
SOme people kiss good and some don't.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:50, Reply)

yeah but men are aggressive and manly and stubbly and yum

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:53, Reply)

Men and women kiss different but each way is nice.

( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:53, Reply)

^ wants to have her cake and eat it too

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:55, Reply)

I haven't had any cake for fucking ages and I'm starving.

( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:00, Reply)

I had a magnum
and, you may be surprised to learn, alcohol.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:02, Reply)

I know it's a ways off yet
but I shall bring you some for the bash.

*continues to guiltily eat her crumble*
(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:03, Reply)

I was more interested in the kind of cake Kristine was talking about.
But yes, bash cake. nomnomnom!
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:04, Reply)

Oh!
haha, well I suppose I could supply that kind of cake too, but I suspect you'd rather I didn't.
(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:05, Reply)

dirty dirty girl

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:05, Reply)

they're softer no doubt

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:51, Reply)

I always say try everything once.
And then once more just to make sure.
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:50, Reply)

Ah, awesome
you'll have to let me know what you think - I read the reviews on amazon and it's been totally savaged by almost everyone, which made me a bit sad - the repetition and incessant sex scenes do get on my nerves, but I want to see how it all ends.
(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:36, Reply)

I know she's no genius, but I just love it.
I guess it's Catherine Cookson for cavemen.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:38, Reply)

It irks me because the first one is incredible
but after awhile you learn to spot the start of a monologue and skim until it gets interesting again. I do want to know what happens next, there's been something daft like 10 years between the last one and this, I think.
(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:40, Reply)

Nine years.
And I think she'll find Durk.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:41, Reply)

She invents the internal combustion engine
and uses some rocks and twigs to develop a theory of quantum gravity.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 0:00, Reply)

did I ever tell you about the time I snubbed Ann McCaffrey?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:37, Reply)

Phil McCavity?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:39, Reply)

well she can't write for shit
so this was the correct action
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:39, Reply)

Well, that's alright then
Just to clarify, I didn't do it deliberately. I just had fucking idea who she was.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:40, Reply)

I quite like her stuff
that said, I'm not particularly discerning.
(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:40, Reply)

really?
I like the idea of having a dragon to ride, but it really is terrible writing.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:43, Reply)

How so?

(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:44, Reply)

her characterisation and everything
is about the level of a fairly shoddy children's book. I might have liked it when I was 12
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:47, Reply)

That's about the age I was when I started reading them
I suppose they are a little onw dimensional, come to think of it.
(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:48, Reply)

yeah, I read one or two in my twenties
and just felt a bit sad that they weren't better
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:51, Reply)

Have you read J K Rowling?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:48, Reply)

I think I read the first 3 or 4
then just thought I'd wait for the films. Also by that point I worked in the bookshop and had to do all the midnight openings. I pretty much knew what happened in all the books as people told me
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:52, Reply)

See, I worked in WhSmiths when 5 and 6 came out
I was the only person that volunteered to do the midnight openings, I would work 11pm-2am, go home, read the book cover to cover and be in work again at 12, knackered but smug because I knew what had happened.

God I'm sad.
(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:55, Reply)

sad but loveable
like the rest of us
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:57, Reply)

hehe
I got to dress up like that Divinity woman and tell fortunes and overact at the crowds. I got paid for this. It was like a larpers dream
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:57, Reply)

I see a dark figure in yoru future
he is hoplding a fuck-off big scythe...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:00, Reply)

I made a Sorting Hat
and wore that all evening, it was in the local paper and everything.
(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:02, Reply)

bless!
I went a bit mad and decorated the tills with various things. Unfortunately I went a bit horror, so there was a severed foam arm, a bottle of fake blood, a jar of 'worms' and a jar of eyeballs I made from lyches and food colouring Up2.it/ali/eyeballs_small.jpg
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:08, Reply)

Cool.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:09, Reply)

Haha, they're fucking grim
but cool. I shall bear that in mind for hallowe'en.
(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:10, Reply)

the blood was
treacle, golden syrup, red food colouring and a bit of hot water. Works a treat. The worms jar was food colouring with green apple bootlaces in. JUst for future reference
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:12, Reply)

Yeah, I made a load of fake blood this hallowe'en just gone
my advice to you is: don't forget about it and leave it in a tupperware container in your car for four months. It won't end well.
That was just water, sugar, red food colouring and cocoa, I think, to make it less pink.
(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:15, Reply)

nice
having treacle in it makes it sticky so you can do good finger prints. I think the forensic department at college use cornflour
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:17, Reply)

Yeah, there was cornflour in mine to thicken it, now I come to think of it.
I made an awesome zombie.
(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:20, Reply)

You sent me a photo of you as a Zombie.
I confirm your zombie points to be high.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:22, Reply)

from what?
I do good zombie make up if I have access to liquid latex, it just hurts taking it all off
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:23, Reply)

I dressed up as one
nothing fancy like latex etc (I am allergic to it) just makeup. I was a zombie cheerleader. It was epic, as Jeff will attest.
(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:26, Reply)

I'm just surprised you turned up at the wedding bash in the same garb.
*Obvious joke in obvious lols*

sorry.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:28, Reply)

Pfft, like you can remember what I was wearing
you massive drunkard.
(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:29, Reply)

1-1

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:29, Reply)

hehe
you laugh, but one of my mates turned up to my wedding as a zombie in a hooded cloak with a massive scar on his face
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:30, Reply)

Did you win any other NATIONAL prizes for dressing up?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:09, Reply)

Not on that occasion.

(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:10, Reply)

But you're a WINNER in the eyes of some.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:13, Reply)

Indeed.

(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:15, Reply)