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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm drunk
WOO FUCKING HOO! tell me what's making you go woo.
Alternatively James cracknell being crazy in cold places on discovery
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:01, 225 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
it would appear i am also drunk
and, a bit of an arse.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:05, Reply)
I'm drinking Barolo
a £50 bottle of whisky was delivered today but alas, it's my mate's 40th birthday present and I can't have any.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:08, Reply)

Why are you an arse?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:10, Reply)
i don't do drinking very often
so i tend to say very stupid things, then feel bad and worry.

*worries*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:11, Reply)
how bad
was the thing you said?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:12, Reply)
it was just tasteless and insensitive
but no more so than usual b3ta standards, I don't think.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:15, Reply)
yeah, this is a safe place
in a public kind of way
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:15, Reply)
As long as you only ever tell the truth you should never feel bad about anything you say

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:15, Reply)
a thing I probably shouldn't go on about
on this open forum but WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:12, Reply)
date go well?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:14, Reply)

it's not until the weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:14, Reply)
but are you wooing because he said yes to the date at the weekend?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:15, Reply)
yeah
I'm that pathetic
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:16, Reply)
no that's awesome :)

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:16, Reply)
you have a date? Go you!
*lives vicariously*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:18, Reply)
^this
I need all the details as soon as the date is done.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:20, Reply)
but...but..
he knows my b3ta name!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:23, Reply)
Gaz me then.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:30, Reply)
will do

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:31, Reply)
well I'm meeting a guy from a dating site
I guess I'll find out later how 'datey' it actually is
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:20, Reply)
surely if it's a 'dating' site
any meeting will classify as a 'date'?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:22, Reply)
I'm trying not to
be too optimistic. Just in case.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:23, Reply)
but will you be wearing your best pulling knickers?
that's a fair indication of how you see it turning out...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:26, Reply)
I haven't even decided which trousers to wear
these things are complicated and beyond me
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:32, Reply)
don't wear any
you'll definitely get some.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:35, Reply)
Gerrin!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:20, Reply)
Do an answer Anything session, I think we need the truth here

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:13, Reply)
I will answer anything, I'm brutally honest at the best of times

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:14, Reply)
brutal being the important word there

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:15, Reply)
sometimes people need a reality check

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:16, Reply)
Name and shame which regulars you find to be the biggest shitcunts and why
Bonus points for links, charts, diagrams that kindof thing
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:26, Reply)
My guess will be TGB chart of contempt including......
*Everyone*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:27, Reply)
I'm hoping my few days off here will have pushed me down the chart for next week.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:29, Reply)
I'm hoping you don't take anymore time off from here.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:29, Reply)
Awww! *blushes*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:30, Reply)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:32, Reply)
I'm comfortably numb.
Best of all the numbness.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:17, Reply)
GROPE GROPE GROPE

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:18, Reply)
*giggles*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:19, Reply)
Don't start the groping!
I'll get all scouse on it again.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:20, Reply)
You!
I saw Margi Clark on telly yesterday, and I totally thought of you!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:21, Reply)
"Come on, Ginger Minge, move yer bleedin' arse!"

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:23, Reply)
oh yeah you properly freaked out

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:21, Reply)
Well I didn't freak out so much as squawk "GERROFF ME!"

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:22, Reply)
yeah, I thought you were a proper b3tan up till that point

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:23, Reply)
*praises Jude*

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:24, Reply)
Was it a surprise surprise?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:23, Reply)
It was a lorra lorra sexual rerhazzment

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:25, Reply)
When it was over, did you ask 'Our Graham' to remind you of what had happened?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:25, Reply)
"Darren, it's over to you..."

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:26, Reply)
Will you come back next week and tells how you gorron?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:28, Reply)
"We 'ad a liddul kiss"

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:28, Reply)
*Buys shitty hat*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:30, Reply)
as long as she doesn't tell us how she got off

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:29, Reply)
You're only jealous.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:21, Reply)
No. Homey don't play dat.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:23, Reply)
she's jealous of our love BGB

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:24, Reply)
Love all you like, just GERROFF ME!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:24, Reply)
it has to be said
a lot of B3tans are quite 'hands on'
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:25, Reply)
And that's just the wimmin.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:32, Reply)
prude

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:25, Reply)
You know that's not true

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:26, Reply)
She could totally join in if she asked nice.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:26, Reply)
"Please don't join me in."

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:28, Reply)
*winks*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:31, Reply)
Do Homey play Hungry Hippos?
That was an awesome game.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:25, Reply)
BASH IT BASH IT BASH IT
Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:25, Reply)
And I lost my Internet connection.
But it has just come back! :)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:18, Reply)
Did you find it down the back of the sofa?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:19, Reply)
It came back of its own accord.
It might have gone out for a bit of fresh air.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:21, Reply)
gah what is everyone drunk when i can't buy booze? horrible!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:26, Reply)
Don't you have any other ID?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:27, Reply)
no >:(

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:28, Reply)
Get a home-brew kit and make your own.
That's the answer.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:28, Reply)
it won't be ready tonight!
ah well, I do have passion fruit rum
but wtf do you mix with that?!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:29, Reply)
lemonade?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:31, Reply)
Um Bongo.
They drink it in the Congo.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:32, Reply)
drink it neat
it sounds nice
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:32, Reply)
oh it is
it's too good, the kind of drink that tastes like another
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:41, Reply)
orange
yum.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:34, Reply)
what happened to your ID?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:30, Reply)
Lost it while out on saturday

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:40, Reply)
can't you go to the drugstore and buty some rubbin galcohol?
or the hardware store an dbuty some meths?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:30, Reply)
i think your booze has kicked in

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:30, Reply)
my booze kicked in after the first slug
i still have to take the bins out later...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:36, Reply)
euphemism?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:40, Reply)
lols
no, actual bins. I will probably end up inside the wheelie bin, the way I'm going.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:42, Reply)
eurgh
is that what you've been drinking tonight?
that causes drain bamage, dear
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:31, Reply)
I'm being taken out for dinner tomorrow
this makes me go woo. It would make me go woo more if I hadn't come down with a bloody cold, though.
(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:28, Reply)
Ah, the lurgy.
We've all had it lately.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:30, Reply)
you all should stop making out when you're sick

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:31, Reply)
well, you can keep it to your fucking self

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:32, Reply)
I was just thinking the other day
how I've not had a cold in ages. FAIL. What makes it weird is that I don't know anyone who's been ill, so I've no idea where I caught it from...
Was it you who was in to Jean Auel books, by the way? The new one is out.
(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:32, Reply)
I haz it!!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:34, Reply)
pft like you would get anywhere near another woman
prude
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:35, Reply)
I assumed she meant the book
rather than the plague. It'd be a bit difficult for me to catch her germs from all the way over here...
(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:37, Reply)
Yeah I meant the book.
She's just hurt because I shunned her sexual assault.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:39, Reply)
You should never assume anything
that's how people end up shitting themselves
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:39, Reply)
I had a bird for years. We lived together.
But turns out she was a mad emo and I wasn't a lezzer.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:37, Reply)
Hey, I'm not a lezza either!
it's another thing we have in common!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:39, Reply)
Oh man, yous my sister from another mister

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:41, Reply)
I'm a failed lezza too : (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:42, Reply)
WOOT

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:43, Reply)
I never tried lezzing
but I think I might enjoy it. For a while.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:44, Reply)
Each to her own.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:46, Reply)
women are better kissers
TRUFAX
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:48, Reply)
I am an awesome kisser
shame I'm not allowed to demonstrate.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:49, Reply)
I have also found this to be the case.

(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:50, Reply)
People is people.
SOme people kiss good and some don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:50, Reply)
yeah but men are aggressive and manly and stubbly and yum

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:53, Reply)
Men and women kiss different but each way is nice.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:53, Reply)
^ wants to have her cake and eat it too

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:55, Reply)
I haven't had any cake for fucking ages and I'm starving.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:00, Reply)
I had a magnum
and, you may be surprised to learn, alcohol.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:02, Reply)
I know it's a ways off yet
but I shall bring you some for the bash.

*continues to guiltily eat her crumble*
(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:03, Reply)
I was more interested in the kind of cake Kristine was talking about.
But yes, bash cake. nomnomnom!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:04, Reply)
Oh!
haha, well I suppose I could supply that kind of cake too, but I suspect you'd rather I didn't.
(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:05, Reply)
dirty dirty girl

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:05, Reply)
they're softer no doubt

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:51, Reply)
I always say try everything once.
And then once more just to make sure.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:50, Reply)
Ah, awesome
you'll have to let me know what you think - I read the reviews on amazon and it's been totally savaged by almost everyone, which made me a bit sad - the repetition and incessant sex scenes do get on my nerves, but I want to see how it all ends.
(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:36, Reply)
I know she's no genius, but I just love it.
I guess it's Catherine Cookson for cavemen.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:38, Reply)
It irks me because the first one is incredible
but after awhile you learn to spot the start of a monologue and skim until it gets interesting again. I do want to know what happens next, there's been something daft like 10 years between the last one and this, I think.
(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:40, Reply)
Nine years.
And I think she'll find Durk.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:41, Reply)
She invents the internal combustion engine
and uses some rocks and twigs to develop a theory of quantum gravity.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 0:00, Reply)
did I ever tell you about the time I snubbed Ann McCaffrey?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:37, Reply)
Phil McCavity?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:39, Reply)
well she can't write for shit
so this was the correct action
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:39, Reply)
Well, that's alright then
Just to clarify, I didn't do it deliberately. I just had fucking idea who she was.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:40, Reply)
I quite like her stuff
that said, I'm not particularly discerning.
(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:40, Reply)
really?
I like the idea of having a dragon to ride, but it really is terrible writing.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:43, Reply)
How so?

(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:44, Reply)
her characterisation and everything
is about the level of a fairly shoddy children's book. I might have liked it when I was 12
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:47, Reply)
That's about the age I was when I started reading them
I suppose they are a little onw dimensional, come to think of it.
(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:48, Reply)
yeah, I read one or two in my twenties
and just felt a bit sad that they weren't better
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:51, Reply)
Have you read J K Rowling?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:48, Reply)
I think I read the first 3 or 4
then just thought I'd wait for the films. Also by that point I worked in the bookshop and had to do all the midnight openings. I pretty much knew what happened in all the books as people told me
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:52, Reply)
See, I worked in WhSmiths when 5 and 6 came out
I was the only person that volunteered to do the midnight openings, I would work 11pm-2am, go home, read the book cover to cover and be in work again at 12, knackered but smug because I knew what had happened.

God I'm sad.
(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:55, Reply)
sad but loveable
like the rest of us
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:57, Reply)
hehe
I got to dress up like that Divinity woman and tell fortunes and overact at the crowds. I got paid for this. It was like a larpers dream
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:57, Reply)
I see a dark figure in yoru future
he is hoplding a fuck-off big scythe...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:00, Reply)
I made a Sorting Hat
and wore that all evening, it was in the local paper and everything.
(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:02, Reply)
bless!
I went a bit mad and decorated the tills with various things. Unfortunately I went a bit horror, so there was a severed foam arm, a bottle of fake blood, a jar of 'worms' and a jar of eyeballs I made from lyches and food colouring Up2.it/ali/eyeballs_small.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:08, Reply)
Cool.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:09, Reply)
Haha, they're fucking grim
but cool. I shall bear that in mind for hallowe'en.
(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:10, Reply)
the blood was
treacle, golden syrup, red food colouring and a bit of hot water. Works a treat. The worms jar was food colouring with green apple bootlaces in. JUst for future reference
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:12, Reply)
Yeah, I made a load of fake blood this hallowe'en just gone
my advice to you is: don't forget about it and leave it in a tupperware container in your car for four months. It won't end well.
That was just water, sugar, red food colouring and cocoa, I think, to make it less pink.
(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:15, Reply)
nice
having treacle in it makes it sticky so you can do good finger prints. I think the forensic department at college use cornflour
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:17, Reply)
Yeah, there was cornflour in mine to thicken it, now I come to think of it.
I made an awesome zombie.
(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:20, Reply)
You sent me a photo of you as a Zombie.
I confirm your zombie points to be high.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:22, Reply)
from what?
I do good zombie make up if I have access to liquid latex, it just hurts taking it all off
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:23, Reply)
I dressed up as one
nothing fancy like latex etc (I am allergic to it) just makeup. I was a zombie cheerleader. It was epic, as Jeff will attest.
(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:26, Reply)
I'm just surprised you turned up at the wedding bash in the same garb.
*Obvious joke in obvious lols*

sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:28, Reply)
Pfft, like you can remember what I was wearing
you massive drunkard.
(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:29, Reply)
1-1

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:29, Reply)
hehe
you laugh, but one of my mates turned up to my wedding as a zombie in a hooded cloak with a massive scar on his face
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:30, Reply)
Did you win any other NATIONAL prizes for dressing up?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:09, Reply)
Not on that occasion.

(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:10, Reply)
But you're a WINNER in the eyes of some.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:13, Reply)
Indeed.

(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:15, Reply)
Where are you going berk?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:31, Reply)
Some new italian place in Solihull, I believe
now that he's stopped being emo he really is rather lovely.
(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:33, Reply)
I'm glad to hear everything worked out well!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:34, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:36, Reply)
Cheers!
where've you been the last few days anyway missy?
(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:37, Reply)
Being emo.
I decided not to inflict it on everyone for a change.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:40, Reply)
DON'T LEAVE AGAIN
I MISS YOU AND YOUR FUR
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:42, Reply)
Woohoo!
*brushes fur*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:44, Reply)
You are getting such a cuddle at your bash

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:46, Reply)
Hell yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:47, Reply)
*snuggles up*

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:49, Reply)
Haha!
You are drunk aren't you.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:51, Reply)
Aww, whut?
but that's what we're all here for. Have an internet hug, best of all the hugs, particularly right now as it means you won't get my germs.
(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:42, Reply)
Careful Blousie, check your Internet security.
She might send you a virus.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:43, Reply)
Please vacate the internet.

(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:45, Reply)

Right. I will.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:46, Reply)
Spoilsport.

(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:51, Reply)
and
ear snuggles
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:44, Reply)
^that

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:37, Reply)
^ and the other

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:38, Reply)
*rubs thighs*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:40, Reply)
NOT IN FRONT OF ROOTA

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:41, Reply)
Hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:43, Reply)
I'll do it in front of the fucking pope
and he'll fucking like it!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:43, Reply)
I bet he would as well, the dirty auld cunt.

(berk, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:45, Reply)
Innit

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:46, Reply)
WHAT WOULD YOUR NANA SAY IF SHE HEARD YOU TALKING LIKE THAT?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:47, Reply)
She doesn't like him.
She eased up a bit when she saw the propaganda on his visit to the UK, but mostly she think he's a mean old abuse-ignoring homophobic Nazi and she still thinks of JP2 as the gaffer.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:49, Reply)
Jay to the Pee to the aye-aye

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:50, Reply)

cunt nazi
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:46, Reply)
No, that's fine.
Jut don't rub mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:44, Reply)
People keep sending me weird shit

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:29, Reply)
is that supermatt?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:30, Reply)
ha ha whuty?
it's incredible!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:30, Reply)
Can I point this out to everyone who I was talking about the weird girl talking about 'squirt' at bashes too.
www.b3ta.com/questions/creepy/post1156214
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:31, Reply)
gross
I saw that
where did I see that?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:32, Reply)
In the apartment across the road?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:33, Reply)
oh burn

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:44, Reply)
o hai guys, wanna see ma pillo?


30 seconds in.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:58, Reply)
I've just booked my train tickets for Wolves away on the 23rd.
I haven't done a proper away day with my mates for about a year. Although the downside to this is I have to watch a game of football, and go to Wolverhampton.

On the plus side I'm taking my younger brother with me for his first every away game, I'm oh so proud.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:53, Reply)
How old is your brother Barry?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:07, Reply)
Mate
They grow up so fast!!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:10, Reply)
I was just thinking back to my first away games, going on the train.
Avoiding the fare and having an adventure in a different city.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:11, Reply)
I was 8, going to West Ham.


come on the blades!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:14, Reply)
Are you a Sheff Utd fan?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:15, Reply)
Soz jeff
there was loads of typed and lost shit in between that. got punched by a brave blade. who was in his 20's, the cunt.

am a hammer.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:17, Reply)
Every time I've been to Sheffield there has been some sort of 'incident'
With both Wednesday and United.

They are now on the list of 'place I'll only go if something significant depends on the result'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:20, Reply)
Agreed.
They are neanderthal bunch.

No better than beast of the field.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:23, Reply)
Granted, Bristol City v West Ham was never a laugh-a-minute
when I was a youngster, back in the Billy Bonds era.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:25, Reply)
Hahahahaha
What we euphestimically call "lively" now?

Carrot crunching cunts!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:28, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:31, Reply)
while I was watching the match last night
mr b3th asked me if i wanted to go to a WsM match.

pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:31, Reply)
I've been to the Hand Stadium a few times to see Clevedon play.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:32, Reply)
You know how to live

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:33, Reply)
Livin' life in the bus lane!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:34, Reply)
*rocks out*
*with my cock out* *

*does not have a cock
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:36, Reply)
I don't believe you
lies on the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:38, Reply)
Did you watch the final WR?
(I've yet to see it, but I might watch it in a bit)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:38, Reply)
I saw the final
The Tudors.

It was good.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:39, Reply)
Is it up on bbciplayer yet?
If so I'll watch it tonight. I'm giving you twenty to one on an attempted suicide
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:47, Reply)
Sixteen I think.
I should really know.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:11, Reply)
He'll be a member of the Fulham Youth by the time you get back.
I trust you'll buy him a fake Burberry cap to mark the occasion?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:12, Reply)
It's not the Fulham Youth anymore, we've ironically given ourselves the moniker 'FPI'.
(Fulham Pissed Idiots). We do what it says on the tin.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:34, Reply)
My favourite moniker was always the DLF
The Derby Lunatic Fringe.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:37, Reply)
Newcastle have the 'Bender Crew'.
Although Fulham are up there in the comedy stakes. Back in the day ours was called the Thamesbank Travellers or just The Thamesbank. There was an unofficial coach group called the Thames Valley Travellers that went to away games and the buses got attacked half the time through confusion. Although what idiot would think a mob would write their firm name on the side of a bus is beyond me.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:45, Reply)

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