Going out with my best friend tonight
Which will mean either a few quiet drinks and a catch-up, or some MDs and a mental night, depending entirely upon her mood, as the holder of said MDs.

No idea about the rest of the weekend really, gardening and jogging if it's sunny / studying if not probably. Oooh and So You Think You Can Dance tomorrow night!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 11:50, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm imagining you clapping camply when you say that last sentance

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 11:51, Reply)

You, sir, are a pervert and voyeur
An especially perceptive one, at that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 11:52, Reply)

What does that daft cunt on there look like with his
fucking ribbon tie thing? Cunt
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 11:53, Reply)

I fucking hate that twat
So he's a hip-hop choreographer, good for him. Last season it was just embarrassing every time he tried to pass comment on anything OTHER than hip-hop. He has no concept of technique whatsoever and dresses incredibly badly for a gay man
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 11:55, Reply)

gay

The 2nd ungaying strikethrough. Louise is tasty though so if Mrs Cow wishes to watch it, I will begrudgingly agree
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 11:57, Reply)

That she is
But she knows fuck all about dancing as well. Thank god it's a public vote and the talent is generally top-notch
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Oh, I dont watch the dancing, only Louise
*rubs thighs*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 12:01, Reply)

You should get Elizabeth and Liam interested now mate
The sooner they take it up the better they'll be when they grow up. I wish to fuck I'd taken up dancing earlier than 25
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 12:09, Reply)

+the arse
danc bumm
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:08, Reply)

either a few quite drinks and a catch up
or a flaming gay-off, with the triumphant winner getting to be the giver.

I have faith in you, Foxy. I know you can do it.

EDIT: dammit, I didn't read that whole thing, did I? I didn't realise your best friend was a fag hag. Score one for the other side.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Foot and Mouth

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 11:59, Reply)

I think I'm losing my touch
I should retire from the game while I still have some dignity.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 12:00, Reply)

A hot fag-hag at that
Sadly she's having man troubles so a mental one is less likely than a discussion of the finer points of why men suck. In this case he's finding the transition from being in an open relationship to not being in a relationship at all much easier than her.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 11:59, Reply)

You being the expert on why men suck?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 12:00, Reply)

The standard of mindpiss on B3ta today is most disappointing

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 12:05, Reply)

well, if anyone knows about men sucking, it's you.
Sorry, I couldn't help myself.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Speaking of losing one's touch
I've only just noticed my failure to make some kind of creepy sex reference out of "couldn't help myself".
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 12:11, Reply)

shall we just admit we're losing interest in defeating each other
and just rut like bunnies?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 12:14, Reply)

I don't think we're fooling anyone darling
The Batman and Catwoman comparisons are entirely justified. And fictitious.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 12:18, Reply)

nn mm
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 12:18, Reply)

ha ha
publols.

Yes, I'm in the pub. Deal with it, losers!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 12:19, Reply)

I'll be in the pub in an hour
Although I will have to come back to work 45 minutes later.

So, the sex, then. Your place or mine? Or a neutral venue midway between the two points? I think that gives practically anywhere in England to choose from.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 12:21, Reply)

The gaybar doesn't count as 'the pub'
and if we're meant to be together, you will guess where I'll be waiting for you.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 12:23, Reply)

I'm going with "behind a hedge with a massive sledgehammer or possibly a sword"
Does this mean we're destined for one another?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 12:31, Reply)