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Well Wooks is Grumpy and my mum is Sneezy
are you bashful?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:18,
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*volunteers to be Dopey*
before anyone else says it
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:24,
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think you'll find that several of us have a better claim to that than you
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:27,
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I don't think there was a smug Dwarf in Snow White
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Peej, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:29,
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he was the one banging her
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:29,
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Which version were you watching?
I want it! The 1937 version is shockingly clean and wholesome.
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Peej, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:30,
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I recently saw a video
Where they were all banging her.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:31,
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that reminds me
Snow White in the video for Sonne by Rammstein. HOT.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:35,
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*highfives*
I totally agree.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:37,
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Possibly so, but not you
You're all educated an' shit
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:35,
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Morning!
dopey cumbucket
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:31,
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Morning mate
7/10. Witty retort will follow when my brain wakes up in 2-3 weeks
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:35,
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I'm falling ou of love with the calling you a bender game
It feels like the best is behind us now....
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:57,
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I agree.
I feel the same about calling Chompy a rapist, it's got tired.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:02,
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I was tired of you lot calling me a bender about a year ago
and secretly long for the day when everyone shares your attitude
(Yes I know this will cause you to redouble your efforts)
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:05,
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You really don't help yourself, though, you know.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:11,
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I'm aware of this, yes
I honestly think that even if I wasn't camp as tits people would still strikethrough away like billy-o so there seems little point in moderating my posts
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:16,
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Nope
I'm Sleepy but I am not allowed to talk about why as per the rules of this thread laid down in the before time in the long long ago.
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Peej, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:24,
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is it because of your own dwarves?
Sorry, 'little people'.
On a related note, when I was working at the airport, we were based right after security, and everyone had to swarm through the shop to get to the lounge. Once I saw a cute little girl of about three, looking at the pretty bottles of perfume. I very nearly did what I usually do in these circumstances, and said 'Oh look, a little person!'.
I'm glad I didn't, because about three steps behind her was her father. Her four foot tall father. Foot, mouth, b3th. I'm not sure I would have been able to talk my way out of that one.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:28,
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I'd have put on my Gollum voise
And called them both "Tricksy little hobbits"
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Peej, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:29,
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I fucking LOVE midgets and dwarves.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:32,
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ing LOVE
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:32,
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Love fucking, surely?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:34,
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It makes his microcock
look bigger
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:37,
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Such tiny tiny hands
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:42,
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Jeremy Beadle had a tiny cock.
But on the other hand, it looked quite big.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:47,
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Your hand?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:58,
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