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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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Only in the respect that you're married and don't play the field and so are irrelevant to my interests.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:20,
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She's fat as well, this post proves it.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:22,
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Fat chicks let you use every orifice though
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:23,
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Can b3th confirm this please
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:24,
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orifice fold
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:24,
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uurgh, but troo
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:26,
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haha
this is too close to being true
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:27,
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Even the ears?
Excellent.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:24,
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Your micropenis is well suited for a bit of aural sex
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:25,
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Anything and everything goes, once you chip away the last of their flabby self esteem
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:25,
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Monty FM coming in your ears on 95.5
seconds
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:26,
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I don't mind fat chicks, they don't get upset by Rich Tea cumbs or Yop stains.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:32,
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No one believes that the stains on your computer chair are from Yop.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:32,
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Actually, in Gonz' case I do believe it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:40,
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+ and even if you were to play the field, you've given the impression that any extra-marital adventures would involve you wearing a false beard and pegging homosexuals,
which pretty much rules me out.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:24,
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Hold up here, you don't talk for me on this one, I'll take up some rollplay action.
You recon she would dress up as Anne Witicome?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:28,
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You are a sick, sick man.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:34,
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