I'm bored and depressed
Someone cheer me up... please?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:17, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hello there.
I too am bored.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:17, Reply)

It's deathly quiet on here today
my depressive head thinks I have broken OT. What are you up to?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:19, Reply)

I am still at work, physically at least.
I never leave before 6pm. It's bent.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:21, Reply)

What do you think is causing your depression?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:19, Reply)

her boredem

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:20, Reply)

It may have something to do with the fact that I have depression.
And having been on such a high this weekend, to come crashing down with the shitness of today, well that's not helping.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:20, Reply)

I was on such a high this weekend
that I've been blowing bloody clots of green snot out my nose for 48 hours.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:22, Reply)

What a lovely mental image as I search for a recipe to cook for my friends tomorrow

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:23, Reply)

It's like a bizarre salsa verde/black pudding hybrid.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:24, Reply)

Bumbersnot!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:23, Reply)

I solved that by having a shit sunday

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:23, Reply)

How was today? Manic?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:25, Reply)

And tomorrow will be terrifying tuesday

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:30, Reply)

Oh, I thought you were going to lay the blame on todays postings, in which case I was going to wholeheartedly agree

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:23, Reply)

Today has been rubbish and I've been heer since lunch time

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:24, Reply)

What's this got to do with the German land army?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:24, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHA

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:25, Reply)

Hahahahah indeed

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:25, Reply)

I'm so bored I'm reduced to a Jeffism

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:27, Reply)

:(

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:28, Reply)

Everything Rory, everything

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:25, Reply)

If they hadn't have been so lazy in the 40s we wouldn't be in the mess we are today.
That's what.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:26, Reply)

Instead of fucking around in the Balkans they should have started Barbarossa earlier

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:29, Reply)

So many terrible errors.
AH assuming supreme command of the Wehrmacht and Luftwaffe was a fucking disaster. That said Goering was shite and all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:35, Reply)

He be trippin
literally
What an excellent way to spend a war, off your face
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:39, Reply)

Morphine wasn't it?
A habit acquired following a WWI injury?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:40, Reply)

Cocaine as well, as well as amphetamine
How he was such a fat cunt is beyond me
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:42, Reply)

That I didn't know.
What a guy.

The only reason junkies are traditionally thin is because in general they have to choose between food and smack and pick the latter. If you're rich, there's no need to miss your meals...

Also, one of my old schoolfriends is a cocaine dealer who gets through shitloads and is fat as fuck.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:45, Reply)

He must be a right orrible sweaty bastard, his heart will give out one day quite soon
No doubt the paramedics will recoil from his corpulent mess cos he's shit and pissed himself
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:52, Reply)

He really, really is.
It's quite repulsive. I too fear for a coronary sooner rather than later for the boy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:53, Reply)

After the war ended
he was forced to give up his drugs in custody, and lost shitloads of weight - and regained his youthful mental sharpness. He was expected to be a fucking joke at his trial but was actually surprisingly with it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:50, Reply)

He gave the original prosecutor the right run around, so he had to be replaced.
He used to while away trial days taking the piss out of Hess for being a mental lols
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:54, Reply)

Ah, the good old days...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:58, Reply)

Ever read Ian Kershaw's 'Hitler'?
Fuck me that is an excellent piece of academic research. Amazing book.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:03, Reply)

I'll give that a go Monty

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:09, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=w89bFK3PvBA
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:20, Reply)

hahahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:21, Reply)

I'm making a collection of
youtube clips to cheer people up
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:22, Reply)

Best put this in then
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxYBpZ70y70
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:23, Reply)

That was a classic.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:25, Reply)

where was that from?
It's fucking fantastic.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:27, Reply)

YouTube.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:28, Reply)

'Lol'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:29, Reply)

No idea, sorry. A friend sent me the link a while back.
Up there with the Anthea Turner clip. And the Blue Peter garden classic.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:29, Reply)

This one.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s59vXMOpmJk

hahahahaha
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:32, Reply)

Hahahah indeed

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:33, Reply)

I still
don't like it. I don't like people getting hurt. I think I need to man up
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:30, Reply)

That's not a person
It's Bobby Davro...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:31, Reply)

You're insane.
It's Bobby pissing Davro. I'd enjoy watching him have his fingernails pulled out with pliers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:32, Reply)

i didn't watch ITV as a child
therefore I am unmoved by your argument
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:37, Reply)

I rarely did.
You only need to have seen 5 minutes of this wanker in action to feel this way.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:39, Reply)

Bobby Davro is indeed a twat
but at least he's not Keith bastard Chegwin.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:42, Reply)

He does have that one small advantage.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:48, Reply)

What was that?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:58, Reply)

Cheggers has a micropenis and was an alkie.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:03, Reply)

This clip has been a constant presence in my life for almost two weeks now.
I still can't work out what it makes me feel.
I can't believe it's not fake, what with the golden light-entertainment hierarchy line-up involved.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:02, Reply)

Thank you. That genuinely helped.
His little happy face is just adorable. Also, 'Give me back that umbrella, bitch! That light is right is my fucking eyes. Ah, tickles! Don't mind if I do...'

Where can I get a Slow Loris?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:23, Reply)

here
tinyurl.com/6e4edgf
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:27, Reply)

They'd be most offended if you asked for a slow one though

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:32, Reply)

Do you think you're fucking funny, Jeff?
Well - do you?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:38, Reply)

No, I don't actually.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:39, Reply)

Neither do we.
Now kindly sit in the corner and think about what you've done.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:41, Reply)

Because I'm a cunt:
newsfeed.time.com/2011/03/24/not-so-cuddly-now-those-cute-slow-loris-videos-may-be-products-of-abuse/
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:26, Reply)

you are a cunt

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 17:29, Reply)