Bonjour
Yeah so I totally spoke French in my Welsh assessment, so what, big whoop, wanna fight about it? Still passed though... BOOM
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:09, 82 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

i feel like i've just read this somewhere

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:12, Reply)

Hello pal,
will get all the dates for Chicago next week so will def keep you posted.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:12, Reply)

i'm just gonna be honest with you
where as it's a splendid idea and i would love to go, i have to pay $5000 for my braces and it's unlikely i will be able to go
irl sadface and all that
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:16, Reply)

Nevermind pal.
Good luck with the braces.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:19, Reply)

i'm genuinely gutted

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:21, Reply)

Nah, don't worry
he's a fat ugly tosser, you're not missing anything
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:24, Reply)

i could say the same about myself

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:29, Reply)

You'd be lying.
Serious, his face once made a dog vomit up it's own intestines.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:32, Reply)

no it doesn't

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:44, Reply)

Christina aguilera told me I'm beautiful

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:01, Reply)

So did James Blunt.
They are both sympathy liars.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:47, Reply)

But you're American.*
What is Bobs excuse eh?

*I've got no idea what you look like, but I'm sure you're not fat.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:33, Reply)

you'd be wrong!

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:44, Reply)

Fuck you you miserable old paedo
I bet the kids on your street call you a nonce and piss in your letterbox and that's the real reason you stayed in on saturday
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:00, Reply)

Musical loving bender.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:17, Reply)

boom, indeed
haven't got round to my emails yet, but thank you very much for your help. You, Sir, are a fucking star.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:14, Reply)

No worries pal, let me know what you want to do next. I'm off to a bbq!!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:16, Reply)

You haz mail

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:18, Reply)

got it
That is definitely him. I'd seen that picture before - the woman who owns the tree is the half sister of a woman who is the half sister of my friend.

I'll have a proper look later.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:23, Reply)

Oh boss, well Carol's deffo added loads so I think you might like it

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:26, Reply)

*rolls eyes*
Must be the tits.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:58, Reply)

I did tell you...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:31, Reply)

well done
dim parcio
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:21, Reply)

accio crunchy

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:23, Reply)

*bamf!*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:24, Reply)

ewch i chwarae efo dy nain
About 4/10 for spelling
(CheatingRabbit, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:42, Reply)

twll dyn pob sais

(CheatingRabbit, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:49, Reply)

I just got soaked by an April
shower. I cursed today by not taking my waterproof jacket.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:25, Reply)

It's nice though, isn't it?
I love that earthy smell.

Apparently in Richmond Park there's an Ian Dury Memorial Poet's Corner. This made my day.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:28, Reply)

One of my favourite things in the world
is the smell of hot asphalt in the rain. Weird.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:30, Reply)

I like the smell of warm damp earth.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:32, Reply)

+ under my knees as I'm having anal sex

(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:34, Reply)

:(((

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:49, Reply)

Awwwww, what's wrong?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:50, Reply)

I'm not having anal sex, that's what's wrong.
Just the thought of it makes my empty cavern ache.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:56, Reply)

This is why we need to take you out
and fill you with hot meat
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:09, Reply)

Oh well.
asphalt ass, felt
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:33, Reply)

That's excellent.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:49, Reply)

I got caught out by that one at lunch
'Ooh, berk, would you mind popping out to collect this thing, since you're on your bike?'
Being the nice obliging young lady that I am, I went...less than 5 minutes after leaving the building it started pissing down. Less than 5 minutes after getting back, the sun came out again.

Bloody April.
(berk, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:28, Reply)

The curse of cycling!
At least we have the sexy legs to make up for the damp bits.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:30, Reply)

Berk is so sexy
she makes people crash into buses.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:31, Reply)

and drop tennis rackets
.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:36, Reply)

Isn't it "racquets"?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:38, Reply)

fuck off with your correct spelling

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:47, Reply)

haha! I love it when you get sweary.

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:39, Reply)

obliging young lady...
Only for tennis guy
(CheatingRabbit, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:45, Reply)

Transformers 2 isn't very good.
I want to like it, but it's just a bit shit.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:26, Reply)

true

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:29, Reply)

It's not even that exciting, or interesting to watch
and the plot makes not sense, and it's too long.

In conclusion, I won't be recording this on my parents Sky Plus again.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:30, Reply)

Hang on a second, Megan Fox has just been running in slow motion
Sadly, though amazing, this has not rescued this film.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:37, Reply)

She's running in slow motion again
but the fools keep cutting away.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:42, Reply)

it really is a shit movie
no story line
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:47, Reply)

the first 10 minutes
of the first one told me that Michael Bay had anally fucked my childhood franchise (sans lube) and there was so saving it ever again.
( djtrialprice, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:01, Reply)

Was it any good to begin with ?
Wasn't it all PEW PEW PEW LAZERS !!1! Optimus Prime seemed to be abit of a queerlord as well
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:06, Reply)

but his voice was so deep

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:07, Reply)

He used to fiddle with that robot thing in his trailer
The filthy bastard
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:09, Reply)

It was always a bit rubbish
but that's kids TV for you. I still say the animated movie (with Leonard Nimoy, Orson Welles, Eric Idle and Judd Nelson) stands up as an amazing action story with a great plot and feeling. Plus a truly abysmal 80s cock rock soundtrack.
( djtrialprice, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:13, Reply)

baweepgranaweepninnybong!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:17, Reply)

Where's my energon treat you cunt!?

( djtrialprice, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:37, Reply)

i have no memories of them from childhood

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:07, Reply)

Hey Bobby
Can't remember if it was you or some other gooner but one of your lot mistook me for a spurs fan. This is an outrage. I support no English clubs.
( djtrialprice, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:59, Reply)

That was me, I forgot you were a scot

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:34, Reply)

Nae borra pal
I hate Wenger but I like your team. And detest Ferguson. Pleeeease don't let United win it again.
( djtrialprice, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:39, Reply)

Did you join me in doing a laugh
when Fergie's much-touted horse failed spectacularly this weekend? I lolled.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:44, Reply)

I think it's theirs already we are rubbish

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:46, Reply)

136 scored.
www.mindjolt.com/games/bubble-spinner?nav=ecm

Beat that.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:29, Reply)

i hate that game in the face

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:34, Reply)

What games don't you hate. In the face. Or otherwise.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:36, Reply)

just played word drop
it was alright
www.mindjolt.com/games/word-drop?nav=puzzle
got 17370
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:41, Reply)

Nice music.

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:39, Reply)

169
on my first go
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:40, Reply)

fuck off i got 35

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:41, Reply)

182!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:43, Reply)

got 29 on my second go

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:47, Reply)

I've been playing this game for about 40 minutes.
That would explain my score.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:48, Reply)

I got addicted to a similar game when I was at uni
hence scoring well on my first go
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:49, Reply)

48 :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:44, Reply)

189
but I may or may not have had to play quite a few times to get that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 20:01, Reply)

212
Get in!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 21:04, Reply)

I don't want to alarm anyone
but I just scored 811
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 21:52, Reply)

Crikey!
I'm glad I didn't get overly smug about my 447.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 22:22, Reply)

I'm not sure I'll be believed, but I only played about 5 or 6 times to get that score
I suspect luck comes into it a reasonable amount too
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 22:40, Reply)