Can I have several goes?
If so, Lee Harvey Oswald, and if JFK still carks it, whoever the blame falls on next. And so on, until we know who did it. The consequences would be either that the CIA would be dismantled and the American political system collapse in on itself as a result of the corruption and scandal discovered at its rotten heart, with Canada and Mexico seizing their opportunity to assimilate the varying states into their own countries, and the USSR winning the space race and eventually making Top Gun and Armageddon in Russian... or Lyndon B. Johnson would never have been President.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:03, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You have thought too much about this one

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:04, Reply)

Top of my head, mate
I thought it would be more interesting than my stock response, "that cunt Michael McIntyre"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:05, Reply)

I want a truth ray
where you can see what actually went on. That would be excellent
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:06, Reply)

^this
being as I am a nosy cow, and I want to know everything about everything.

Within reason.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:08, Reply)

Doesn't fit the question though
Unless there's a specific scientist who opposed and obstructed the constructon of a truth ray. Obviously we'd need a truth ray to know who that was.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:09, Reply)

JUST GIVE ME MY FUCKING TRUTH RAY

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:10, Reply)

It would be enormously useful at football matches
Although it would ruin the English sports fan's second favourite pasttime; complaining about unfair refereeing
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:11, Reply)

Can't a man dream, Darth?
If we want an all-encompassing truth ray, who are you to stand in our way? I demand SCIENCE work on it immediately!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:11, Reply)

I for one am terrified by this prospect
If my boss got hold of one he'd know how much time I spend talking to you lot instead of working
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:12, Reply)

+ with your hand on your willy
or, in your case, someone else's willy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:14, Reply)

I'm not even going to score this

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:16, Reply)

why?
are your hands busy?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:17, Reply)

I think it's because he has realised that no one gives a shit

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:19, Reply)

I don't really care what anyone else thinks, as you should have realised by now
It's because B3th should be capable of much better than that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:21, Reply)

knowing and caring are different things

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:27, Reply)

WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH?!

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:09, Reply)

Now you're just being silly
I'm not sure how old you are but I'm sure you weren't around and handling firearms in 1963
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:17, Reply)

but if canada took over? gross
and mexicans are worse than pikeys
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:20, Reply)

We'll have the place back if you prefer

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:22, Reply)

i'd like to see you fucking try

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:27, Reply)

Haha
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:29, Reply)