I don't.
I wake up when I want and spend about an hour in bed reading before getting up. It's a small perk for working stupid hours.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:35, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

YEAH!!!!! DON'T LET THE MAN DICTATE WHEN YOU GET UP!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Yawn.
What do you want me to do, stay in bed until I go to work? Considering I don't start until 5.30 today, should I go back and get some more shuteye now?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Ideally, yes.
Give those hard-working policemen a chance to do some different work for a change, eh?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:43, Reply)

I often wondered
how you roll out of bed in the morning.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:37, Reply)

10/10 darling.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Ha ha.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Morning babe
How you?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:42, Reply)

Pretty good.
I have mainly spent this morning being angry at an evolutionary psychologist. But it's WEDNESDAY. That's good, because it means that it's not Tuesday any more. Or Monday, for that matter.

How are you?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Good thank you
Amazing how positive exercise can make one feel. Why did no-one tell me this years ago?

Um, and evolutionary psychologist? I'm going to need more detail please
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:46, Reply)

His name's Kanazawa.
He works at LSE and basically, is a complete fucking idiot with a massive platform. He writes for Psychology Today, which has a very large readership in America, and... yeah. He's a dick.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Sounds like Alvin Stardust.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:51, Reply)

He was a fucking idiot in massive platforms.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Thanks Chompy

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:54, Reply)

I take that as a compliment.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:54, Reply)

No you don't
Not from me.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:57, Reply)

I'm going to assume that it's not evolution itself you have an issue with

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:52, Reply)

No.
Evolutionary psychology is hokum though.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:56, Reply)

No it isn't

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:57, Reply)

What I'm doing here is mocking your argument by using a totally useless argument with exactly as much substance as yours.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:57, Reply)

I'm not allowed to back up opinions on here.
Then I'm being 'humourless' and 'taking b3ta too seriously'.

EDIT: And thank you for the explanation.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:58, Reply)

he's right though

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:03, Reply)

I don't think you're allowed to say a whole disipline is hokum
It's not, it's not perfect but it's a decent attempt to explain the human mind.
By looking at it purely from an evolutionary stand point you get away from a lot of the distractions that the mind takes on from modern life.
What I assume you have against it is that it often come to conclusions that are racist and sexist and generally anti liberal. Morality doesn't come into it though, leave it alone.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:03, Reply)

That can go on my list of things not to look into
Cheers for educating me :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:58, Reply)

I'm bored Darth.
Entertain me.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Riiiiiiiiiiight...
Back in a minute

*takes camera phone to toilet*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:03, Reply)

You better store kittens in a cupboard in there.
I don't want pictures of anything else.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:04, Reply)

*clicks "delete"*
My boss went to see Kylie Minogue on Monday night. To keep his girlfriend happy, apparently. We all ripped the piss out of him in Tuesday's meeting, then ten minutes later he asked me for some figures and I replied "I'll struggle to get them done today - you should be so lucky"

That's all I've got
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Look at this, right:
www.dlisted.com/node/41542

If I had one of those, I'd be happy forever.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Perhaps he could regale you with fascinating tales
of his morning scrotal hygiene regime?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Bindun
You should count yourself lucky, I normally charge extra for that degree of mental scarring
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:09, Reply)

They were saying in the papers how the president of the student union at LSE (or one of the other london unis, can't remember, didn't take in enough details in my head)....
... is an islamic extreamist and that Camron whats him banned from being in any sort of power.... Apparently only 13% of students voted for it.

Scale that up and that's how the Nazi's got into power, well, that, and they forced their way in.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:22, Reply)

OH. MY. GAAAAWD, Bella.
Can you please stop banging on and on and on about overthrowing the goverment and replacing it with hippy laws. I don't think you're going to get the army to replace it's bullets with sunflowers, it's a stupid notion, people (who are our people) can get killed !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:44, Reply)

I'm sorry Gonz.
I'm actually in the pay of a sinister cabal of florists.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:46, Reply)

See, capitalisim works !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:47, Reply)

It's all been a lie.
Now I've snared BB, I can stop pretending to give a shit about this stuff.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Who's BB? Do I need to change my name to ConzConz ?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:53, Reply)

Brian Blessed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Probably not.
I've been seeing him for a month or so. He asked me out properly, official like last weekend. So... yay.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Did you go zorbing for a first date?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:57, Reply)

How odd
A friend and I were talking at the weekend about if it's possible to have sex whilst zorbing.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:59, Reply)

the first thing that entered my mind was
"but what if you snapped it?"

I don't think zorb sex is a good idea
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:00, Reply)

I didn't think of that

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Only if your cock is made of iron

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:00, Reply)

I am Tetsuo

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:03, Reply)

I am willing to bet that most of your audience leapt to
"fuck, he can kill me with his mind"

Because the film to which you refer was fucking shit. Excellent reference nonetheless, in context
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Aye I was going for the context alone
Only seen bits of the first two films though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Was a genuinely brilliant reference
I'm still getting officelols now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Why would you want to?
I mean, it's hardly likely to enhance the experience.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:02, Reply)

I'd love to try zorbing
And I'd quite like to have sex again at some point. I'd rather not combine the two, but still think it could be a laugh.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Is there not an app for both those things?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:05, Reply)

I was disgusted to hear that there was an awards ceremony for apps
the 'Appys'

it made me want to kill.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:06, Reply)

You use Zorbs as love eggs

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:08, Reply)

ha ha ha
with oompa lumpas in them wriggling about
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Probably best to do one, then the other.
Just to be safe like. I mean, you'd have a job on getting a condom on while mid-zorb.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:05, Reply)

It's really not as exciting as it looks
I had a go 10 years ago in NZ, was fun but hardly worthy the money
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:06, Reply)

You should try zorbing then.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:11, Reply)

yes!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:21, Reply)

I donno if I can find a patch of land big enough to go down hill at 30mph for 4 excrutiatingly long hours.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:07, Reply)

you can't convince us that the obviously traumatising and disappointing experience of shagging AA
wouldn't have been improved if by it taking place inside a massive inflatable ball while hurtling down a hill
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Who the hell goes zorbing as a first date unless a Channel 4 presenter set you up?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:06, Reply)

People that like rolling

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:08, Reply)