Oh, don't get me started on that shit!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:26, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Is your birthday near Christmas then?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:27, Reply)

eleven days before
DJ's birthday is around this time of year, and no-one ever gave him an Easter Egg with the words 'that's for your birthday too'. So why is it fair that I got combined birthday/xmas presents? It's not like they didn't know my birthday was coming. It's the same fucking day every year! Plan better, you miserable gits!

Well, I feel better for getting thta off my chest.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:30, Reply)

Anything else you'd like to get off your chest?
I could do with a new hammock
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:33, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHA

(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:34, Reply)

well get Al to send a pair of his speedos then

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:34, Reply)

You're an intelligent woman
Can you see why one might be preferable to the other?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:36, Reply)

this is obvious
the bra means you won't spend your time with an aching persisting erection
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:38, Reply)

Amberl drifts towards a conversation about huge breasts as if caught in the Death Star's tractor beam
also; correct
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:44, Reply)

I expect a score for my gibe please

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:45, Reply)

The jibe itself; 7/10
Your spelling of jibe; 5/10
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:46, Reply)

It should be
7.5/10; she had 3 letters right out of 4.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:49, Reply)

Yeah but those three are EASY

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:52, Reply)

If it helps, I know brothers who have birthdays on the 24th & 25th of December

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:33, Reply)

Do you at least get
better presents that anyone else, as they're for 2 things?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:34, Reply)

no.
not usually. Or I'd get money, but only what they would give for one thing rather than both, if you know what I mean.

I'm really not as greedy as I'm making myself sound, I promise.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:36, Reply)

Well, I'd be upset if I was you
We have a few in our family that are very close to Christmas, they get one present for 2, but it's a far better present.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:38, Reply)

My brother's is 3rd January
The day we usually went back to school, as well as getting combined presents. Poor sod.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:35, Reply)

one of my brothers in law is that day.
The other is 23 December, and mr b3th's is 6 January.

I'm not sure when his dad's birthday was, but his mum's was at the beginning of April. There may well have been some kind of repeated 'gift' going on there.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:39, Reply)

my brother is the 26th
so my mother gives him a second small birthday in June, because he gets so upset about it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:35, Reply)

My birthday is in July and my brother's is in December
He did end up with fewer presents, but usually bigger. I'd say it was a wash.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:46, Reply)

Are you Jesus?
Or Blitzen?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:28, Reply)