You're right
I never have anywhere near enough sockets. it's either juggling appliances in and out of sockets as needed, or we have extension sockets plugged into more extension sockets.

alt: thinking naughty thoughts when people are talking to me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:03, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Regarding you alt answer.
Are you Gripper Stebson and are you planning on nicking the lunch money of the person you're talking to?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:07, Reply)

silly Jeff
I mean squelchy naughty thoughts.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:11, Reply)

squelchy
Isn't a very nice word.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:17, Reply)

what word would you prefer?
smoochy?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:20, Reply)

It's a better word.
It conjures up memories of school discos, hold the object of your affections in your arms as you sway to the sounds of Glen Medeiros.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:22, Reply)

school discos evoke memories of hiding in the toilets
crying.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:24, Reply)

Why?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:25, Reply)

because I was neither attractive nor popular
The only reason I was there at all was that I, as a boarder, lived in the school.

I didn't get this gorgeous until after I turned thirty.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:27, Reply)

I'm still waiting to blossom.
I am going to pin my hopes on entering my 40s before I finally turn from ugly duckling to swan.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:28, Reply)

I'm assuming I will be a beautiful rotting corpse one day

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:32, Reply)

Knowing my luck
The worms wouldn't go near me on account of being dead thin, I'm sure there would be much tastier people to eat.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:34, Reply)

tastier fatter
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 23:42, Reply)

smoochy brings up images of someone franticly tweaking nipples through a thick jumper

( zulu eh?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:23, Reply)

right now, that's better than nothing

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:26, Reply)

*imagines Crunchy going to find her best, most thick jumper*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:26, Reply)

I might put on more than one for luck

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:27, Reply)

Do it!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:29, Reply)

I only think naughty things these days

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:08, Reply)

So you are Gripper.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:18, Reply)

no, my thoughts are mostly squelchy, too

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:18, Reply)

It's a word that I'd associate with a damp shoe.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:23, Reply)