Leverpoyl
Walk
?
No but if I cycled I could get a bike loan.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:49, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You should get a bike.
Then you can shoot children playing outside pubs on your way home.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Convenient

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:52, Reply)

i do not live in Crockie

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:52, Reply)

You could "cycle-by" there though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Bet they're all drinking bottles of pop and eating packets of Smiths Crisps with the little blue bag of salt
Ah...happy days waiting for your pissed parents to stagger outside.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Salt n Shake.
*wonders if they still make them, I've not had a packet in YEARS*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:54, Reply)

They do.

( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:55, Reply)

This is good news.
I might have to find some. From memory the crisps were really bland and the salt never stuck to the crisps, regardless of how well you shook the bag.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Lick the crisps first

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:58, Reply)

That might work for you, what with all the licking practice you get from windows, but it isn't going to work for me.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:00, Reply)

When my wife was a little girl she was in the pub with her parents and their friends
She licked the flavour off every crisp in a pack, her mum's friend then ate them all before complaining that they were a little bland...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Is your wife 'of Romany stock' by any chance?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:08, Reply)

The licking is why he is married to her

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Or else two crisps would be so salty you couldn't eat them and the rest
bland.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:58, Reply)

But you could always wash them down with a nice glass of orange and pineapple Quash.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Orange AND pineapple?
My, you were posh. We only had orange. Or nun flavour.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:04, Reply)

We were double posh.
We always started the morning off with a glass of 'Rise n Shine' powdered orange juice.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:07, Reply)

I was lucky if I got a cup of tepid tea

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:09, Reply)

I was allowed Um Bongo
They drink that in the Congo, you know.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Way down deep?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Blue Nun isn't nun-flavoured.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:11, Reply)

That's because it's white
If they made Red Blue Nun, it would be. Or possibly altar boy flavour.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:15, Reply)