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Can you come up with memorable IPv6 addresses?
Maximum of 16 characters in quads of four (i.e. 1234:5678:90AB:CDEF). You can use the letters A through F and numbers in a 1337 stylee. so far I've only come up with B00B:B00B:B00B:B00B and FA75:1A9S:FA75:1A9S (FATSLAGS). See if you can do better. No K or N mean it's hard to do very good swears
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PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:38,
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GET A LIFE YOU SPASTIC!
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:39,
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I was doing vanity searches earlier
and found this little gem
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post830715The time you couldn't be bothered to turn off your DVD player and so it kept waking you up.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:42,
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Hahahaha
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:43,
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I do it all the time Chompy, I also leave my radio on all night too.
And the tap running when I brush my teeth.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:44,
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Didn't you even watch Captain Planet as a kid?
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PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:59,
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You're mentally ill.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:59,
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Excellent posting from Broadsword there
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:15,
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no
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zulu eh?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:40,
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I've just noticed your sig
You are Bono AICMFP
I know, I know. Harsh.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:45,
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cunt
but well spotted. However I am not Bono.
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zulu eh?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:46,
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That's a relief
If you were we'd all be FUCKED, I bet his libel lawyers are top fucking notch.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:47,
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not seen many shops of bono
though like you say, he's no doubt sue
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zulu eh?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:53,
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His name is more synonymous with "cunt" round these parts than any other
In fact, I'm impressed that I could accuse a fellow B3tan of being Bono and live to tell the tale
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:55,
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well, lets just say it wont be forgotten
edit - until i forget
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zulu eh?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:00,
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Hahaha
Love the new sig!
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:12,
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*shakes head sadly*
What are you up to this weekend? Or is this what you are up to this weekend?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:43,
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I was being Ironic you london types like ironic humour,
Laugh at the fucking irony.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:44,
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Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:44,
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Is that Himjim's webpage?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:50,
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Er
Obvious winner
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:51,
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a) they're actually pretty smart
b)if you want to talk about irony the name of that site is an excellent place to start
c) best reader comment by far: 'lol dilldoes lol'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:51,
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The internet is a spastic magnet
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:53,
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So, in effect, you are the internet.
EDIT sorry I genuinely read that as 'spastic midget'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:54,
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so he attracts spazzas?
edit - aah understood
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zulu eh?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:55,
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Harsh, Monty, very harsh
He's quite tall I think
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:55,
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We all know that all chaps on /QOTW are at least 6'3" and 15 stone
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:56,
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And wear long leather coats and big boots so look really really hard
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:57,
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I've actually got a leather jacket and boots on today.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:58,
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I've got leather and boots on today too
20 hole skinhead boots and a leather jockstrap.
Love my work.
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:59,
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I've just got smart ankle boots on.
Because I'm cool and sexy, and I have some blisters on my feet and my normal shoes huuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrt.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:01,
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Just boots?
Sexxxxxxy
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:01,
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I didn't know you were into gimp now
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:11,
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:((((
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PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:14,
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I wear a long leather coat and big boots
and am, in reality, a fluffy bunny wabbit.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:08,
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My all time favorite internet comment
was on a YouTube video of the Berlin wall coming down.
"FuK YEH, in ur face comminism DEMOCRACY PWNZ"
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PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:55,
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Insightful, succinct and moving. What's not to like?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:55,
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Dear God.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:56,
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"WHY ARe THEY ALL WET!!!!!!"
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PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:57,
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Sadly I don't get this.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:59,
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It's another comment from the banana website.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:00,
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Ah. I stopped reading after 'lol dilldoes lol' assuming it couldn't be bettered.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:01,
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I just had a call from a man saying he 'just wanted to introduct himself, really'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:58,
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Oh dear.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:18,
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Aww tear.... Lol I would hate that.
Has to be the winner.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:25,
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And OT is dead
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:49,
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You copy and pasted this from Noit from /talk
As it is widely regarded the dullest thread ever said on there.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:09,
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Yep, I thought some more people would get that.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:09,
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Not me, sorry.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:10,
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Ah I see now.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:10,
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No, I can't.
However, I was in hospital last night, I'm at the GP's now and I'm not dead yet. This makes me pretty hard. I am, however surrounded by children, this does not make me hard. I hate children, I have never been more flaccid.
What have I missed?
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Kroney, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:13,
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I like kittens.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:14,
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fried
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:16,
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Kitten tikka massala, innit?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:17,
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nommy nommy nomnom
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:18,
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IT'S A LITTLE OTTER!!!!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:18,
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LTI
please
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:20,
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Unless this gets any better I will, gladly.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:21,
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Stop tarkaing the piss.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:22,
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Kitten Vindaloo
Kitten Tikka Massala is for 'pussys'.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:18,
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LTI
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:19,
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I had one last night.
Now my arse is feline a bit poorly.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:20,
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Well make sure you're near plumbing.
You don't want to get caught short and miss the toilet by a whisker.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:21,
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Unlucky Fried Kitten.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:19,
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LTI
now
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:20,
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No. Make me.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:22,
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:24,
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Whenever I see this picture I just hope that child dies a cotdeath
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:27,
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Why is that?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:29,
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I'm not big on meme's
I'd gladly throw acid in the face of any waki wakster who rickrolled me
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:31,
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Hang about
Who was it came up with that crap roll meme?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:33,
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In Rory's defence
He just said it first. Others made it into a meme
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:33,
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DARTH TO THE RESCUE!!!111!!
Look who just rode in on their trusty steed
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:36,
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Have you got your angry hat on today or something?
Was mummy's tit empty for you this morning?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:40,
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I was referring to Darths knighting skillz
Just on bored mode at present
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:45,
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I'll take your word for that
It went right over my head
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:40,
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fuck kittens
fuck them in their little cute whiskery faces. Hard.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:19,
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Best title of any article, by anyone, EVER:
unimag.livejournal.com/105415.html
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:19,
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I found this by googling 'Terry Pratchett is a cunt'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:19,
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you just linked to a blog and praised it.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:23,
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Now, by my own rules, I must die.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:25,
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