I walked into B&Q today and noticed that teh two guys in front of me both had bleached blonde quiffs
with the sides of their heads shaved and jeggings.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:11, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That sounds like me.
Minus the jeggings.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:12, Reply)

excellent. B&Q streaking. does that get you 15% off?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:13, Reply)

I've just done a real life lol, with a side order of rofl.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:14, Reply)

It gets you a ride in a nice taxi that has blue flashy lights.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:14, Reply)

yay!
I love those

*special claps*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:15, Reply)

Special claps...
Is that what you get after shagging a disease-ridden mong?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:16, Reply)

Brilliant.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:18, Reply)

slow claps is what you get after a night with [insert female b3tan you all know I'm thinking of here].

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:28, Reply)

TGB?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Look, I'm not going to say Lampito's name in case it ruines any chances I might have with her.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:38, Reply)

bert's sister?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:30, Reply)

yes.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:34, Reply)

Do you do that by swinging your massively elongated scrotum back and forth?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Like some terrifying hairy newton's cradle.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:42, Reply)

At the turkish sale-everything-ever-only-a-cheap-knock-off-version shop down the road...
... they sale these little "Sausage Holders", which are metal long prongs with grid at the end to put your saussages in, they make me laugh every time.

They also do a shit load of drug-parphinalia, about 30 differnet flavours of hollowed out cigars, grinders, scales, poppers, pipes, bongs...etc.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:23, Reply)

I don't know what kind of vaginas you've been looking at, Gonz
but there's absolutely no way I'm putting my sausage anywhere near some metal prongs.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:29, Reply)

The kids today, their minds are completely warped by robot porn

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:30, Reply)

times have been tough for Bros since the eighties
EDIT: stupid elbows
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:13, Reply)

Times sure have been time, it's true.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:13, Reply)

And then I accidently with a fleshlight

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:14, Reply)

accidentally in your base?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:15, Reply)

They all are belong to us.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:17, Reply)

I think your headwand maybe malfunctioning.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:28, Reply)

They thought it stood for 'Bent and Queer', I expect.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:13, Reply)

That would explain Al being there
buying 2x4", pliers and a shower curtain
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:14, Reply)

I bought a radiator.
And I carried a watermelon.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:15, Reply)