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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Lets have a pun thread about lambs and cars.www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-13080128
I can't think of any.
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Oh boy oh gee That's me told for sure.
Boy, do I feel silly or what
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:32,
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If I had to describe QOTW to an outsider.I would probably cite this subthread.
It's like two mentally challenged children touching each other's bits in the corner of the class and laughing.
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:49,
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That's absolutely spot-on.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:50,
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Psychochalmp: "If I had to describe you...well no I wouldn't, you're just an unfunny cunt"
NakedApe: "HA HA HA Internet gold right there I want to touch you"
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:51,
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Why don't you work off some of that internet rage with a good frisbee session(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:52,
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Oh shit, you used someone else's insult that wasn't an insult. I'd better go and sit down.
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:55,
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Or, or, and this is only a suggestion mind, you could stop getting so upset at people posting silly things on b3taespecially given that you did set out to be a cunt from the very start. Having a superior attitude on the internet will only end up with you looking stupid.
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Also writing that you take the internet seriously on your page is asking for trouble you tedious fucking spunk bubble(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:59,
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Oh shit. You read my profileYou read my internet-thoughts.
I feel so vulnerable. What am I going to do now?
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:03,
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Probably get upset and use sarcasm as a shield?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:05,
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Looks like I'd better go and congratulate someone for their insultbecause that'll fool people into thinking I'm needy and lacking in self-respect
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:13,
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Does he cut two eye holes in his frisbeeand gaffa tape it to his face?
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1 little hole for his winky, then it's not gay when the rest of the team gobble him off(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:00,
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ha ha ha goldha ha ha terrific bullying there
ha ha ha I want to touch you
ha ha ha I am a massive screaming mong
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:00,
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As someone who takes pride in fellating others for their intellectual inputI am surprised that you didn't spot your own work.
I can't hel-OH I SEE YOU TURNED THAT AROUND.
IT'S LIKE YOU'RE SAYING 'I KNOW YOU ARE, YOU SAID YOU ARE, BUT WHAT AM I' BUT IN EVEN LESS WORDS.
OH WOW
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:05,
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I'm taking bets: I've got 2/1 on a flounce before the end of the day(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:07,
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Nah man, this guy puts up with more shit than this on /talkbut is usually a little more eloquent.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:09,
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He seems awfully sensitiveI worry that he'll get dehydrated from all the sweating and palm ringing
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:11,
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He has bells for hands?(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:13,
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no his hands are constantly on his bell ever since he had a full accidental tit brush in the lift(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:15,
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That's what I'm surprised ateven Darth does better than this when he's in a mood.
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Those are some pretty steep odds there, buddy.What are you going to do with double the money?
Besides hiring a better set of parents, you utter fucking mongoloid.
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:10,
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This is excellent.You tell him.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:11,
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No, i feel sad and neglectedI'm half expecting an angry gaz
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:20,
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No, he's folded his arms and is staring moodily at the screenshaking his head and muttering "Just you wait, I'll come to the next bash you're at, and then I'll fucking show you"
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maybe he is fashioning a weapon out of a frisbee some sticky back plastic and some razor bladesI only hope he doesn't use the same one's he cuts himself with i don't want lolAIDS
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:23,
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You should totally keep replying to each otherYou won't sound any more gay, I promise.
No, wait hang on. I'm supposed to be upset now. Shit.
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:28,
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HAHAbecause homosexuality is what happens when two men talk to each other.
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No offence, buddybut if that's what you consider to be talking, then you're exactly where you need to be
And my original statement stands.
You have a great weekend justifying your totally non-queer relationship with your cheerleader now, okay?
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:35,
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Why would you say "no offence" when your insinuation that I'm homosexual couldn't in any way be construed other than an attempt to offend me.
It's sad that someone so intolerant is working in the law, but then again, given the naivety you've already displayed with regards to your workplace, it's not surprising.
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Chin up, PsychoChalmp. NakedApe will cheer you up, yeah?
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:45,
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I have no idea what this is about, but no, you didn't.*fight to see who can get it before it gets archieved*
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 18:02,
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Helpfully, for a reason that may become clear in the future, this board doesn't get archived.www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post188577#answers-post-1170878
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 18:06,
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My parents loved me enough to not allow me to play frisbee in the park like a nonceyou nonce
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:15,
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His parents only stuck a frisbee to his headso the dog would play with him.
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POTDThis bit of obsequiousness may upset QC so i had better call you a plonker as well
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:20,
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Can you be ANY MORE up Psychochalmp's arse right now?Jesus, get a room you two. It's embarrassing
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:30,
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Don't you mean "sheep" odds?come play the game!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:16,
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If I had to describe you to an outsider,I'd say 'he's a monumental gaylord'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:02,
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If I had to decribe you to an outsiderI wouldn't bother, I'd talk about something interesting instead. Like waterproof trousers.
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Someone's for the chop.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:25,
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But they obviously found it difficult to pull the wool over the Police's eyes.(, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:29, Reply)
mine below is better, i think we can both agree on this(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:29,
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You can't pull the wool over the eyes of the law(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:29,
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I was going for roof rack OF LAMB actually.I'm not doing very well today.
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The drivers claimed they were ewetility vehicles.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:31,
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I wonder if the arrested men will end up behind baahs!(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:34,
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SHEEP SHEEP SHEEP(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:37,
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Isn't the art of stealing sheep usually called 'ram raiding'?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:48,
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I'll leave the Internet anyway.Just to be on the safe side.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:49,
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I can't believe they were so braise-n, though.The shear nerve of some people is stunning.
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Larma Larma Larma Car mellion.well, Larmas are basicly lambs.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:56,
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Now I've said that, I can follow it up with.Larma Larma Larma Larma Larma Larma Larma Larma Larma Larma Larma Larma Larma Larma Larma Larma Car Meeelion.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:57,
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Have you tried any more of those dessert wines you bought?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:58,
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I'm not sure I've ever drunk perry.Is it as good as sherry?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:05,
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Ask Terry, it'll certainly get you merry(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:08,
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I can't - he's gone to Londonderry.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:09,
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He's going to India from there.To Pondicherry.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:10,
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He'd better take some ImmodiumHe'll probably get the shits.
From eating berries.
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This post is so poor Blue Peter have started a totaliser showing the money raised to help it.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:16,
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Simon Groom's hosting a bring and buy sale in aid of it.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:17,
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Ethiopians have recycled their old trainers to help it.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:18,
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Sarah Greene's going to shag it on a pool table (
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:23,
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Whilst listening to my ding a ling(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:11,
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Yup, fucking loved them, I got one bottle left. I told everyone when they came 'round the other week that the last bottle is for ma's birthday but no, I'm having that.I'm cracking that badboy open next time I treat myself to Lobster.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:02,
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SHOUTING LARMA LARMA LARMA LARMA SHOUTING LARMA LARMA LARMA LARMA SHOUTING ... LARMA LARMA LARMA SHOUTING MEGA MEGA WHITE THING MEGA MEGA(, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:59, Reply)
Is that that song buy that new girl band? I quite like that that one.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:03,
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Time for me to go boys and girls, well done today there were some lols, some tears and I made a new friendHave a lovely weekend one and all
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:27,
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